ROMEO AND JULIET


By William Shakespeare


Dramatis Personae.


    Escalus, PRINCE of Verona.
    MERCUTIO, kinsman to the prince and friend to Romeo.
    PARIS, a young nobleman, kinsman to the prince, suitor to Juliet.
    PAGE to Paris.

The Montagues:
        MONTAGUE, Head of the family, father to Romeo.
        LADY MONTAGUE, mother to Romeo.
        ROMEO, son to Montague.

        BENVOLIO, nephew to Montague, friend to Romeo.
        ABRAHAM, servant to Montague.
        BALTHASAR, servant to Romeo.

The Capulets:
        CAPULET, Head of the family, father to Juliet.
        LADY CAPULET, mother to Juliet.
        NURSE, to Juliet.
        JULIET, daughter to Capulet.

        TYBALT, nephew to Lady Capulet.
        PETER, servant to Juliet's Nurse.
        Capulet's COUSIN, an old gentleman.
        SAMPSON,    }
        GREGORY,    } servants to Capulet.
        A SERVANT.
        1st SERVANT, 2nd SERVANT, 3rd SERVANT, 4th SERVANT.


    FRIAR LAURENCE,    }
    FRIAR JOHN,        } Franciscans.

    An APOTHECARY of Mantua.
    1st WATCHMAN, 2nd WATCHMAN, 3rd WATCHMAN.
    1st MUSICIAN, 2nd MUSICIAN, 3rd MUSICIAN.
    1st CITIZEN, Other CITIZENS.

    Masquers, Kinsmen and Kinswomen to both Houses, Torchbearers.



CHORUS.



Scene: Verona and Mantua.



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PROLOGUE.

Enter CHORUS.

Chorus    Two households, both alike in dignity
        In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
    From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
        Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
        A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life;
    Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
        Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.
    The fearful passage of their death-marked love,
        And the continuance of their parents' rage,
    Which, but their children's end, naught could remove,
        Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
    The which if you with patient ears attend,
    What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
[Exit.

ACT 1.

Scene 1. Verona. A public Place.

Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, armed with swords and bucklers.

Sampson    Gregory, on my word, we'll not carry coals.

Gregory    No, for then we should be colliers.

Sampson    I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.

Gregory    Ay, while you live, draw your neck out of collar.

Sampson    I strike quickly, being moved.

Gregory    But thou art not quickly moved to strike.

Sampson    A dog of the house of Montague moves me.

Gregory    To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand; therefore, if 
thou art moved, thou runnest away.

Sampson    A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of 
any man or maid of Montague's.

Gregory    That shows thee a weak slave, for the weakest goes to the wall.

Sampson    'Tis true; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever 
thrust to the wall; therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and 
thrust his maids to the wall.

Gregory    The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.

Sampson    'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant: when I have fought with 
the men, I will be civil with the maids -I will cut off their heads.

Gregory    The heads of the maids?

Sampson    Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads; take it in what 
sense thou wilt.

Gregory    They must take it in sense that feel it.

Sampson    Me they shall feel while I am able to stand; and 'tis known I am a 
pretty piece of flesh.

Gregory    'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou hadst been 
poor-john. Draw thy tool; here comes of the house of Montagues.

Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR.

Sampson    My naked weapon is out; quarrel, I will back thee.

Gregory    How -turn thy back and run?

Sampson    Fear me not.

Gregory    No, marry; I fear thee!

Sampson    Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.

Gregory    I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list.

Sampson    Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them, which is disgrace 
to them if they bear it.

Abraham    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Sampson    I do bite my thumb, sir.

Abraham    Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Sampson    [Aside to GREGORY.] Is the law of our side if I say `Ay'?

Gregory    [Aside to SAMPSON.] No.

Sampson    No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, 
sir.

Gregory    Do you quarrel, sir?

Abraham    Quarrel, sir? No, sir.

Sampson    But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.

Abraham    No better.

Sampson    Well, sir.

Enter BENVOLIO.

Gregory    [Aside to SAMPSON.] Say `better'; here comes one of my master's 
kinsmen.

Sampson    Yes, better, sir.

Abraham    You lie.

Sampson    Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy washing blow.
[They fight.

Benvolio    Part, fools! Put up your swords; you know not what you do.

Enter TYBALT.

Tybalt    What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
    Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.

Benvolio    I do but keep the peace. Put up thy sword,
    Or manage it to part these men with me.

Tybalt    What, drawn, and talk of peace? I hate the word
    As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.
    Have at thee, coward!
[They fight.

Enter three of four CITIZENS with clubs or partisans.

Citizens    Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! Beat them down! Down with the 
Capulets! Down with the Montagues!

Enter old CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET.

Capulet    What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!

Enter old MONTAGUE, drawing his sword, and LADY MONTAGUE.

Lady Capulet    A crutch, a crutch! Why call you for a sword?

Capulet    My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
    And flourishes his blade in spite of me.

Montague    Thou villain Capulet!
    [To LADY MONTAGUE.]    Hold me not; let me go!

Lady Montague    Thou shalt not stir one foot to seek a foe.

Enter PRINCE ESCALUS with his TRAIN.

Prince    Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
    Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel - 
    Will they not hear? What ho! You men, you beasts,
    That quench the fire of your pernicious rage
    With purple fountains issuing from your veins!
    On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
    Throw your mistempered weapons to the ground,
    And hear the sentence of your moved prince.
    Three civil brawls bred of an airy word
    By thee, old Capulet and Montague,
    Have thrice disturbed the quiet of our streets
    And made Verona's ancient citizens
    Cast by their grave-beseeming ornaments
    To wield old partisans, in hands as old,
    Cankered with peace, to part your cankered hate.
    If ever you disturb our streets again,
    Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
    For this time all the rest depart away.
    You, Capulet, shall go along with me;
    And, Montague, come you this afternoon
    To know our further pleasure in this case,
    To old Freetown, our common judgement-place.
    Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.
[Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLIO.

Montague    Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach?
    Speak, nephew; were you by when it began?

Benvolio    Here were the servants of your adversary
    And yours, close fighting ere I did approach.
    I drew to part them; in the instant came
    The fiery Tybalt with his sword prepared,
    Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears,
    He swung about his head and cut the winds,
    Who, nothing hurt withal, hissed him in scorn.
    While we were interchanging thrusts and blows,
    Came more and more, and fought on part and part,
    Till the prince came, who parted either part.

Lady Montague    O where is Romeo? Saw you him today?
    Right glad I am he was not at this fray.

Benvolio    Madam, an hour before the worshipped sun
    Peered forth the golden window of the east,
    A troubled mind drive me to walk abroad,
    Where, underneath the grove of sycamore
    That westward rooteth from this city side,
    So early walking did I see your son.
    Towards him I made, but he was ware of me
    And stole into the covert of the wood.
    I, measuring his affections by my own,
    Which then most sought where most might not be found,
    Being one too many by my weary self,
    Pursued my humour not pursuing his,
    And gladly shunned who gladly fled from me.

Montague    Many a morning hath he there been seen,
    With tears augmenting the fresh morning's dew,
    Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs;
    But all so soon as the all-cheering sun
    Should in the furthest east begin to draw
    The shady curtains from Aurora's bed,
    Away from light steals home my heavy son,
    And private in his chamber pens himself,
    Shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out,
    And makes himself an artificial night.
    Black and portentous must this humour prove
    Unless good counsel may the cause remove.

Benvolio    My noble uncle, do you know the cause?

Montague    I neither know it nor can learn of him.

Benvolio    Have you importuned him by any means?

Montague    Both by myself and many other friends;
    But he, his own affections counsellor,
    Is to himself -I will not say how true - 
    But to himself so secret and so close,
    So far from sounding and discovery,
    As is the bud bit with an envious worm
    Ere he can spread his sweet leaves to the air
    Or dedicate his beauty to the sun.
    Could we but learn from whence his sorrows grow,
    We would as willingly give cure as know.

Enter ROMEO.

Benvolio    See where he comes. So please you, step aside;
    I'll know his grievance or be much denied.

Montague    I would thou wert so happy by thy stay
    To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away.
[Exeunt MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE.
Benvolio    Good morrow, cousin.

Romeo                            Is the day so young?

Benvolio    But new struck nine.

Romeo                        Ay me! -sad hours seem long.
    Was that my father that went hence so fast?

Benvolio    It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?

Romeo    Not having that which, having, makes them short.

Benvolio    In love?

Romeo    Out.

Benvolio    Of love?

Romeo    Out of her favour, where I am in love.

Benvolio    Alas that love, so gentle in his view,
    Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof.

Romeo    Alas that love, whose view is muffled still,
    Should without eyes see pathways to his will.
    Where shall we dine? O me! -what fray was here?
    Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all.
    Here's much to do with hate, but more with love.
    Why then, O brawling love, O loving hate,
    O anything, of nothing first create!
    O heavy lightness, serious vanity,
    Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms,
    Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health,
    Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is!
    This love feel I, that feel no love in this.
    Dost thou not laugh?

Benvolio                        No, coz, I rather weep.

Romeo    Good heart, at what?

Benvolio                            At thy good heart's oppression.

Romeo    Why, such is love's transgression.
    Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
    Which thou wilt propagate, to have it pressed
    With more of thine. This love that thou hast shown
    Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
    Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs;
    Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
    Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears;
    What is it else? A madness most discreet,
    A choking gall, and a preserving sweet.
    Farewell, my coz.
[Going.
Benvolio                        Soft, I will go along;
    And if you leave me so, you do me wrong.

Romeo    Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here.
    This is not Romeo, he's some other where.

Benvolio    Tell me in sadness, who is that you love?

Romeo    What, shall I groan and tell thee?

Benvolio    Groan? Why no; but sadly tell me who.

Romeo    Bid a sick man in sadness make his will?
    A word ill urged to one that is so ill.
    In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.

Benvolio    I aimed so near when I supposed you loved.

Romeo    A right good markman! And she's fair I love.

Benvolio    A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit.

Romeo    Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit
    With Cupid's arrow. She hath Dian's wit,
    And, in strong proof of chastity well armed,
    From love's weak childish bow she lives unharmed.
    She will not stay the siege of loving terms,
    Nor bide th' encounter of assailing eyes,
    Nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold.
    O she is rich in beauty, only poor
    That when she dies, with beauty dies her store.

Benvolio    Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?

Romeo    She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste;
    For beauty, starved with her severity,
    Cuts beauty off from all posterity.
    She is too fair, too wise, wisely too fair,
    To merit bliss by making me despair.
    She hath forsworn to love, and in that vow
    Do I live dead, that live to tell it now.

Benvolio    Be ruled by me; forget to think of her.

Romeo    O, teach me how I should forget to think!

Benvolio    By giving liberty unto thine eyes;
    Examine other beauties.

Romeo                                'Tis the way
    To call hers, exquisite, in question more.
    These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows,
    Being black, puts us in mind they hide the fair.
    He that is strucken blind cannot forget
    The precious treasure of his eyesight lost.
    Show me a mistress that is passing fair,
    What doth her beauty serve but as a note
    Where I may read who passed that passing fair?
    Farewell; thou canst not teach me to forget.

Benvolio    I'll pay that doctrine, or else die in debt.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 2. A Street.

Enter CAPULET, COUNTY PARIS, and 1st SERVANT.

Capulet    But Montague is bound as well as I,
    In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think,
    For men so old as we to keep the peace.

Paris    Of honourable reckoning are you both,
    And pity 'tis you lived at odds so long.
    But now, my lord, what say you to my suit?

Capulet    But saying o'er what I have said before:
    My child is yet a stranger in the world;
    She hath not seen the change of fourteen years.
    Let two more summers wither in their pride
    Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride.

Paris    Younger than she are happy mothers made.

Capulet    And too soon marred are those so early made.
    Earth hath swallowed all my hopes but she;
    She is the hopeful lady of my earth.
    But woo her, gentle Paris, get her heart;
    My will to her consent is but a part;
    And, she agreed, within her scope of choice
    Lies my consent and fair according voice.
    This night I hold an old accustomed feast,
    Whereto I have invited many a guest,
    Such as I love, and you among the store,
    One more most welcome, makes my number more.
    At my poor house look to behold this night
    Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light.
    Such comfort as do lusty young men feel
    When well-apparelled April on the heel
    Of limping winter treads, even such delight
    Among fresh female buds shall you this night
    Inherit at my house. Hear all, all see,
    And like her most whose merit most shall be;
    Which on more view of many, mine, being one,
    May stand in number, though in reckoning none.
    Come, go with me.
[Giving a paper to SERVANT.
                        Go, sirrah, trudge about
    Through fair Verona; find those persons out
    Whose names are written there, and to them say
    My house and welcome on their pleasure stay.
[Exeunt CAPULET and PARIS.

1st Servant    Find them out whose names are written here! It is written that 
the shoemaker should meddle with his yard and the tailor with his last, the 
fisher with his pencil and the painter with his nets; but I am sent to find 
those persons whose names are here writ, and can never find what names the 
writing person hath here writ. I must to the learned.

Enter BENVOLIO and ROMEO.

    In good time!

Benvolio    Tut man, one fire burns out another's burning,
        One pain is lessened by another's anguish.
    Turn giddy, and be holp by backward turning;
        One desperate grief cures with another's languish.
    Take thou some new infection to thy eye,
    And the rank poison of the old will die.

Romeo    Your plantain leaf is excellent for that.

Benvolio    For what, I pray thee?

Romeo                            For your broken shin.

Benvolio    Why, Romeo, art thou mad?

Romeo    Not mad, but bound more than a madman is;
    Shut up in prison, kept without my food,
    Whipped and tormented and -Good e'en, good fellow.

1st Servant    God gi' good e'en. I pray, sir, can you read?

Romeo    Ay, mine own fortune in my misery.

1st Servant    Perhaps you have learned it without book. But, I pray, can you 
read anything you see?

Romeo    Ay, if I know the letters and the language.

1st Servant    Ye say honestly. Rest you merry!
[Going.
Romeo    Stay, fellow, I can read.

    [Reads.]    "Signor Martino and his wife and daughters.
            County Anselme and his beauteous sisters.
            The lady widow of Utruvio.
            Signor Placentio and his lovely nieces.
            Mercutio and his brother Valentine.
            Mine uncle Capulet, his wife and daughters.
            My fair niece Rosaline, and Livia.
            Signor Valentio and his cousin Tybalt.
            Lucio and the lively Helena."

    A fair assembly. Whither should they come?

1st Servant    Up.

Romeo    Whither?

1st Servant    To supper. To our house.

Romeo    Whose house?

1st Servant    My master's.

Romeo    Indeed, I should have asked you that before.

1st Servant    Now I'll tell you without asking. My master is the great rich 
Capulet; and if you be not of the house of Montagues, I pray come and crush a 
cup of wine. Rest you merry!
[Exit.
Benvolio    At this same ancient feast of Capulet's
    Sups the fair Rosaline, whom thou so loves,
    With all the admired beauties of Verona.
    Go thither, and with unattainted eye
    Compare her face with some that I shall show,
    And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

Romeo    When the devout religion of mine eye
        Maintains such falsehood, then turn tears to fires;
    And these, who often drowned could never die,
        Transparent heretics be burnt for liars.
    One fairer than my love? The all-seeing sun
    Ne'er saw her match since first the world begun.

Benvolio    Tut, you saw her fair, none else being by,
    Herself poised with herself in either eye;
    But in that crystal scales let there be weighed
    Your lady's love against some other maid
    That I will show you shining at this feast,
    And she shall scant show well that now seems best.

Romeo    I'll go along, no such sight to be shown,
    But to rejoice in splendour of mine own.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 3. A Room in Capulet's House.

Enter LADY CAPULET and NURSE.

Lady Capulet    Nurse, where's my daughter? Call her forth to me.

Nurse    Now, by my maidenhead at twelve year old,
    I bade her come. What, lamb! What, ladybird!
    God forbid! Where's this girl? What, Juliet!

Enter JULIET.

Juliet    How now! Who calls?

Nurse    Your mother.

Juliet    Madam, I am here. What is your will?

Lady Capulet    This is the matter. Nurse, give leave awhile,
    We must talk in secret. -Nurse, come back again,
    I have remembered me, thou's hear our counsel.
    Thou knowest my daughter's of a pretty age.

Nurse    Faith, I can tell her age unto an hour.

Lady Capulet    She's not fourteen.

Nurse                        I'll lay fourteen of my teeth - 
    And yet, to my teen be it spoken, I have but four - 
    She's not fourteen. How long is it now
    To Lammas-tide?

Lady Capulet                        A fortnight and odd days.

Nurse    Even or odd, of all days in the year,
    Come Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen.
    Susan and she -God rest all Christian souls! - 
    Were of an age. Well, Susan is with God;
    She was too good for me. But, as I said,
    On Lammas Eve at night shall she be fourteen;
    That shall she; marry, I remember it well.
    'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years,
    And she was weaned, I never shall forget it,
    Of all the days of the year, upon that day;
    For I had then laid wormwood to my dug,
    Sitting in the sun under the dovehouse wall;
    My lord and you were then at Mantua.
    Nay, I do bear a brain! -but, as I said,
    When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple
    Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool,
    To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug.
    `Shake!' quoth the dovehouse. 'Twas no need, I trow,
    To bid me trudge.
    And since that time it is eleven years;
    For then she could stand high-lone. Nay, by th' rood,
    She could have run and waddled all about;
    For even the day before she broke her brow,
    And then my husband -God be with his soul!
    A' was a merry man -took up the child.
    `Yea' quoth he `dost thou fall upon thy face?
    Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit,
    Wilt thou not, Jule?' And, by my holidam,
    The pretty wretch left crying and said `Ay'.
    To see now how a jest shall come about!
    I warrant, an I should live a thousand years
    I never should forget it. `Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he,
    And, pretty fool, it stinted and said `Ay'.

Lady Capulet    Enough of this; I pray thee hold thy peace.

Nurse    Yes, madam. Yet I cannot choose but laugh
    To think it should leave crying and say `Ay'.
    And yet, I warrant it had upon it brow
    A bump as big as a young cockerel's stone,
    A perilous knock; and it cried bitterly.
    `Yea' quoth my husband `fall'st upon thy face?
    Thou wilt fall backward when thou com'st to age,
    Wilt thou not, Jule?' It stinted and said `Ay'.

Juliet    And stint thou too, I pray thee, Nurse, say I.

Nurse    Peace, I have done. God mark thee to his grace!
    Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed.
    An I might live to see thee married once,
    I have my wish.

Lady Capulet    Marry, that `marry' is the very theme
    I came to talk of. Tell me, daughter Juliet,
    How stands your dispositions to be married?

Juliet    It is an honour that I dream not of.

Nurse    An honour! Were not I thine only nurse
    I would say thou hadst sucked wisdom from thy teat.

Lady Capulet    Well, think of marriage now. Younger than you - 
    Here in Verona, ladies of esteem - 
    Are made already mothers. By my count
    I was your mother much upon these years
    That you are now a maid. Thus, then, in brief:
    The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.

Nurse    A man, young lady! Lady, such a man
    As all the world -why, he's a man of wax.

Lady Capulet    Verona's summer hath not such a flower.

Nurse    Nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower.

Lady Capulet    What say you, can you love the gentleman?
    This night you shall behold him at our feast;
    Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face,
    And find delight writ there with beauty's pen.
    Examine every married lineament,
    And see how one another lends content;
    And what obscured in this fair volume lies
    Find written in the margent of his eyes.
    This precious book of love, this unbound lover,
    To beautify him only lacks a cover.
    The fish lives in the sea, and 'tis much pride
    For fair without the fair within to hide.
    That book in many's eyes doth share the glory
    That in gold clasps locks in the golden story;
    So shall you share all that he doth possess
    By having him, making yourself no less.

Nurse    No less; nay, bigger: women grow by men.

Lady Capulet    Speak briefly, can you like of Paris' love?

Juliet    I'll look to like, if looking liking move;
    But no more deep will I endart mine eye
    Than your consent gives strength to make it fly.

Enter 1st SERVANT.

1st Servant    Madam, the guests are come, supper served up, you called, my 
young lady asked for, the Nurse cursed in the pantry, and everything in 
extremity. I must hence to wait; I beseech you follow straight.

Lady Capulet    We follow thee.
[Exit SERVANT.
                            Juliet, the County stays.

Nurse    Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 4. A Street.

Enter ROMEO, MERCUTIO, BENVOLIO, with five or six other MASQUERS, and 
TORCHBEARERS.

Romeo    What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse,
    Or shall we on without apology?

Benvolio    The date is out of such prolixity.
    We'll have no Cupid hoodwinked with a scarf,
    Bearing a Tartar's painted bow of lath,
    Scaring the ladies like a crowkeeper;
    Nor no without-book prologue, faintly spoke
    After the prompter, for our entrance.
    But let them measure us by what they will,
    We'll measure them a measure, and be gone.

Romeo    Give me a torch. I am not for this ambling;
    Being but heavy, I will bear the light.

Mercutio    Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance.

Romeo    Not I, believe me. You have dancing shoes
    With nimble soles; I have a soul of lead
    So stakes me to the ground I cannot move.

Mercutio    You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings
    And soar with them above a common bound.

Romeo    I am too sore empierced with his shaft
    To soar with his light feathers, and so bound
    I cannot bound a pitch above dull woe.
    Under love's heavy burden do I sink.

Mercutio    And to sink in it should you burden love;
    Too great oppression for a tender thing.

Romeo    Is love a tender thing? It is too rough,
    Too rude, too boist'rous, and it pricks like thorn.

Mercutio    If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
    Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.
    Give me a case to put my visage in.
[Putting on a mask.
    A visor for a visor. What care I
    What curious eye doth quote deformities?
    Here are the beetle brows shall blush for me.

Benvolio    Come, knock and enter; and no sooner in
    But every man betake him to his legs.

Romeo    A torch for me. Let wantons light of heart
    Tickle the senseless rushes with their heels,
    For I am proverbed with a grandsire phrase;
    I'll be a candle-holder and look on.
    The game was ne'er so fair, and I am done.

Mercutio    Tut, dun's the mouse, the constable's own word;
    If thou art Dun, we'll draw thee from the mire
    Of -save your reverence -love, wherein thou stickest
    Up to the ears. Come, we burn daylight, ho!

Romeo    Nay, that's not so.

Mercutio                            I mean, sir, in delay
    We waste our lights in vain, light lights by day.
    Take our good meaning, for our judgement sits
    Five times in that ere once in our five wits.

Romeo    And we mean well in going to this masque;
    But 'tis no wit to go.

Mercutio                        Why, may one ask?

Romeo    I dreamed a dream tonight.

Mercutio                                And so did I.

Romeo    Well, what was yours?

Mercutio                            That dreamers often lie.

Romeo    In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.

Mercutio    O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
    She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
    In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
    On the forefinger of an alderman,
    Drawn with a team of little atomi
    Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep.
    Her chariot is an empty hazelnut,
    Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
    Time out o'mind the fairies' coachmakers.
    Her waggon-spokes made of long spinners' legs;
    The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers;
    Her traces, of the smallest spider web;
    Her collars, of the moonshine's wat'ry beams;
    Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film;
    Her waggoner, a small grey-coated gnat,
    Not half so big as a round little worm
    Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid.
    And in this state she gallops night by night
    Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love.
    O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on curtsies straight;
    O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees;
    O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
    Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues
    Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are.
    Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
    And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
    And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail,
    Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep,
    Then dreams he of another benefice.
    Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
    And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
    Of breaches, ambuscados, Spanish blades,
    Of healths five fathom deep; and then anon
    Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
    And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two,
    And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
    That plaits the manes of horses in the night,
    And bakes the elf-locks in foul sluttish hairs,
    Which once untangled much misfortune bodes.
    This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
    That presses them and learns them first to bear,
    Making them women of good carriage.
    This is she - 

Romeo                    Peace, peace, Mercutio, peace!
    Thou talk'st of nothing.

Mercutio                            True, I talk of dreams,
    Which are the children of an idle brain,
    Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,
    Which is as thin of substance as the air,
    And more inconstant than the wind, who woos
    Even now the frozen bosom of the north,
    And, being angered, puffs away from thence,
    Turning his side to the dew-dropping south.

Benvolio    This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves;
    Supper is done, and we shall come too late.

Romeo    I fear too early, for my mind misgives
    Some consequence yet hanging in the stars
    Shall bitterly begin his fearful date
    With this night's revels, and expire the term
    Of a despised life closed in my breast
    By some vile forfeit of untimely death.
    But He that hath the steerage of my course
    Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.

Benvolio    Strike, drum!

They march about the stage.

ITALIC ON[+ + + + + Scene 5. A Hall in Capulet's House.]

Two SERVINGMEN come forth with napkins.

1st Servant    Where's Potpan, that he helps not to take away? He shift a 
trencher! He scrape a trencher!

2nd Servant    When good manners shall lie all in one or two men's hands, and 
they unwashed too, 'tis a foul thing.

1st Servant    Away with the joint-stools, remove the court-cupboard, look to 
the plate. Good thou, save me a piece of marchpane, and, as thou loves me, let 
the porter let in Susan Grindstone and Nell. Anthony and Potpan!

Enter another two SERVINGMEN.

3rd Servant    Ay, boy, ready.

1st Servant    You are looked for and called for, asked for and sought for, in 
the great chamber.

4th Servant    We cannot be here and there too. Cheerly, boys! Be brisk 
awhile, and the longer liver take all.
[SERVANTS retire.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, JULIET, Capulet's COUSIN, TYBALT, Tybalt's PAGE, 
NURSE, and all the GUESTS and GENTLEWOMEN to the MASQUERS, ROMEO, BENVOLIO and 
MERCUTIO.

Capulet    Welcome, gentlemen! Ladies that have their toes
    Unplagued with corns will walk a bout with you.
    Ah, my mistresses, which of you all
    Will now deny to dance? She that makes dainty,
    She, I'll swear, hath corns. Am I come near ye now?
    Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day
    That I have worn a visor and could tell
    A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear,
    Such as would please: 'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone.
    You are welcome, gentlemen! Come, musicians, play.
    A hall, a hall! Give room; and foot it, girls!
[Music plays and they dance.
    More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up;
    And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot.
    [To COUSIN.] Ah sirrah, this unlooked-for sport comes well.
    Nay sit, nay sit, good cousin Capulet,
    For you and I are past our dancing days.
    How long is't now since last yourself and I
    Were in a masque?

Cousin                        By'r Lady, thirty years.

Capulet    What, man? -'tis not so much, 'tis not so much.
    'Tis since the nuptial of Lucentio,
    Come Pentecost as quickly as it will,
    Some five-and-twenty years; and then we masqued.

Cousin    'Tis more, 'tis more. His son is elder, sir;
    His son is thirty.

Capulet                            Will you tell me that?
    His son was but a ward two years ago.

Romeo    [To a SERVANT.] What lady's that which doth enrich the hand
    Of yonder knight?

Servant    I know not, sir.

Romeo    O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
    It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
    As a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear - 
    Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
    So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows
    As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
    The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,
    And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
    Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight;
    For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

Tybalt    This, by his voice, should be a Montague.
    Fetch me my rapier, boy.
[Exit PAGE.
                            What, dares the slave
    Come hither, covered with an antic face,
    To fleer and scorn at our solemnity?
    Now, by the stock and honour of my kin,
    To strike him dead I hold it not a sin.

Capulet    Why, how now, kinsman; wherefore storm you so?

Tybalt    Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe;
    A villain that is hither come in spite
    To scorn at our solemnity this night.

Capulet    Young Romeo is it?

Tybalt                            'Tis he, that villain Romeo.

Capulet    Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone.
    A' bears him like a portly gentleman,
    And, to say truth, Verona brags of him
    To be a virtuous and well-governed youth.
    I would not for the wealth of all this town
    Here in my house do him disparagement.
    Therefore be patient, take no note of him;
    It is my will, the which if thou respect,
    Show a fair presence and put off these frowns,
    An ill-beseeming semblance for a feast.

Tybalt    It fits when such a villain is a guest.
    I'll not endure him.

Capulet                            He shall be endured.
    What, goodman boy! I say he shall. Go to,
    Am I the master here or you? Go to.
    You'll not endure him! God shall mend my soul!
    You'll make a mutiny among my guests,
    You will set cock-a-hoop, you'll be the man!

Tybalt    Why, uncle, 'tis a shame.

Capulet                                Go to, go to;
    You are a saucy boy. Is't so indeed?
    This trick may chance to scathe you. I know what:
    You must contrary me. Marry, 'tis time - 
    Well said, my hearts! -You are a princox; go,
    Be quiet, or -More light, more light! -for shame,
    I'll make you quiet. -What, cheerly, my hearts!

Tybalt    Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting
    Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting.
    I will withdraw; but this intrusion shall,
    Now seeming sweet, convert to bitt'rest gall.
[Exit.

Romeo    [Approaching JULIET.]
    If I profane with my unworthiest hand
        This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this:
    My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand
        To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.

Juliet    Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,
        Which mannerly devotion shows in this;
    For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,
        And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.

Romeo    Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?

Juliet        Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.

Romeo    O then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do:
        They pray. Grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.

Juliet    Saints do not move, though grant for prayer's sake.

Romeo    Then move not while my prayer's effect I take.
[Kisses her.
    Thus from my lips, by thine my sin is purged.

Juliet        Then have my lips the sin that they have took.

Romeo    Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged!
    Give me my sin again.
[Kisses her.
Juliet                            You kiss by th' book.

Nurse    Madam, your mother craves a word with you.
[JULIET goes to LADY CAPULET.
Romeo    What is her mother?

Nurse        Marry, bachelor,
    Her mother is the lady of the house,
    And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous.
    I nursed her daughter that you talked withal.
    I tell you, he that can lay hold of her
    Shall have the chinks.

Romeo                            Is she a Capulet?
    O dear account! My life is my foe's debt.

Benvolio    Away, be gone; the sport is at the best.

Romeo    Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.

Capulet    Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;
    We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.
[They whisper in his ear.
    Is it e'en so? Why then, I thank you all;
    I thank you, honest gentlemen. Good night.
    More torches here! Come on then, let's to bed.
    Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late;
    I'll to my rest.
[Exeunt all but JULIET and NURSE.

Juliet    Come hither, Nurse. What is yond gentleman?

Nurse    The son and heir of old Tiberio.

Juliet    What's he that now is going out of door?

Nurse    Marry, that, I think, be young Petruchio.

Juliet    What's he that follows here, that would not dance?

Nurse    I know not.

Juliet    Go, ask his name.
[NURSE goes to ROMEO.
                                If he be married

    My grave is like to be my wedding bed.
[NURSE returns.
Nurse    His name is Romeo, and a Montague;
    The only son of your great enemy.

Juliet    My only love sprung from my only hate!
    Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
    Prodigious birth of love it is to me
    That I must love a loathed enemy.

Nurse    What's this, what's this?

Juliet                            A rhyme I learned even now
    Of one I danced withal.
[One calls within, `Juliet!'

Nurse                                Anon, anon!
    Come, let's away; the strangers all are gone.
[Exeunt.

+++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++

PROLOGUE

Enter CHORUS.

Chorus    Now old desire doth in his deathbed lie,
        And young affection gapes to be his heir;
    That fair for which love groaned for and would die,
        With tender Juliet matched, is now not fair.
    Now Romeo is beloved and loves again,
        Alike bewitched by the charm of looks;
    But to his foe supposed he must complain,
        And she steal love's sweet bait from fearful hooks.
    Being held a foe, he may not have access
        To breathe such vows as lovers use to swear;
    And she as much in love, her means much less
        To meet her new beloved anywhere.
    But passion lends them power, time means, to meet,
    Temp'ring extremities with extreme sweet.
[Exit.

ACT 2.

Scene 1. A Lane by the Wall of Capulet's Orchard.

Enter ROMEO.

Romeo    Can I go forward when my heart is here?
    Turn back, dull earth, and find thy centre out.
[He withdraws.

Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO.

Benvolio    Romeo! My cousin Romeo! Romeo!

Mercutio                                    He is wise,
    And, on my life, hath stol'n him home to bed.

Benvolio    He ran this way and leapt this orchard wall.
    Call, good Mercutio.

Mercutio                            Nay, I'll conjure too.
    Romeo! Humours! Madman! Passion! Lover!
    Appear thou in the likeness of a sigh:
    Speak but one rhyme and I am satisfied;
    Cry but `Ay me!' pronounce but `love' and `dove'.
    Speak to my gossip Venus one fair word,
    One nickname for her purblind son and heir,
    Young Abram Cupid, he that shot so trim
    When King Cophetua loved the beggar maid.
    He heareth not, he stirreth not, he moveth not;
    The ape is dead, and I must conjure him.
    I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes,
    By her high forehead and her scarlet lip,
    By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
    And the demesnes that there adjacent lie,
    That in thy likeness thou appear to us.

Benvolio    And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him.

Mercutio    This cannot anger him. 'Twould anger him
    To raise a spirit in his mistress' circle
    Of some strange nature, letting it there stand
    Till she had laid it and conjured it down.
    That were some spite -my invocation
    Is fair and honest. In his mistress' name
    I conjure only but to raise up him.

Benvolio    Come, he hath hid himself among these trees
    To be consorted with the humorous night.
    Blind is his love, and best befits the dark.

Mercutio    If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
    Now will he sit under a medlar tree,
    And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
    As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.
    O Romeo, that she were, O that she were
    An open-arse, and thou a poperin pear!
    Romeo, good night. I'll to my truckle-bed;
    This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep.
    Come, shall we go?

Benvolio                            Go then, for 'tis in vain
    To seek him here that means not to be found.
[Exeunt BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO.

ITALIC ON[ + + + + + + Scene 2.]

Romeo    [Advancing.] He jests at scars, that never felt a wound.

Enter JULIET aloft.

    But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
    It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
    Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
    Who is already sick and pale with grief
    That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she.
    Be not her maid, since she is envious.
    Her vestal livery is but sick and green,
    And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
    It is my lady; O, it is my love!
    O that she knew she were!
    She speaks, yet she says nothing. What of that?
    Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
    I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks;
    Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
    Having some business, do entreat her eyes
    To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
    What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
    The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars
    As daylight doth a lamp. Her eyes in heaven
    Would through the airy region stream so bright
    That birds would sing and think it were not night.
    See how she leans her cheek upon her hand.
    O! that I were a glove upon that hand
    That I might touch that cheek.

Juliet                                Ay me!

Romeo                                    She speaks.
    O speak again, bright angel, for thou art
    As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
    As is a winged messenger of heaven
    Unto the white-upturned wond'ring eyes
    Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
    When he bestrides the lazy-puffing clouds
    And sails upon the bosom of the air.

Juliet    O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
    Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
    Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
    And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Romeo    Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?

Juliet    'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
    Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
    What's `Montague'? It is nor hand, nor foot,
    Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
    Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
    What's in a name? That which we call a rose
    By any other word would smell as sweet;
    So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called,
    Retain that dear perfection which he owes
    Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name;
    And for thy name, which is no part of thee,
    Take all myself.

Romeo                        I take thee at thy word.
    Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;
    Henceforth I never will be Romeo.

Juliet    What man art thou that thus bescreened in night
    So stumblest on my counsel?

Romeo                                By a name
    I know not how to tell thee who I am:
    My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself
    Because it is an enemy to thee.
    Had I it written, I would tear the word.

Juliet    My ears have yet not drunk a hundred words
    Of thy tongue's uttering, yet I know the sound.
    Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?

Romeo    Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike.

Juliet    How cam'st thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?
    The orchard walls are high and hard to climb,
    And the place death, considering who thou art,
    If any of my kinsmen find thee here.

Romeo    With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls,
    For stony limits cannot hold love out;
    And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
    Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me.

Juliet    If they do see thee they will murder thee.

Romeo    Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye
    Than twenty of their swords. Look thou but sweet,
    And I am proof against their enmity.

Juliet    I would not for the world they saw thee here.

Romeo    I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes;
    And but thou love me, let them find me here;
    My life were better ended by their hate
    Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.

Juliet    By whose direction found'st thou out this place?

Romeo    By love, that first did prompt me to enquire;
    He lent me counsel, and I lent him eyes.
    I am no pilot, yet wert thou as far
    As that vast shore washed with the furthest sea,
    I should adventure for such merchandise.

Juliet    Thou knowest the mask of night is on my face,
    Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
    For that which thou hast heard me speak tonight.
    Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
    What I have spoke; but farewell, compliment.
    Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say `Ay',
    And I will take thy word. Yet, if thou swear'st,
    Thou mayst prove false: at lovers' perjuries
    They say Jove laughs. O gentle Romeo,
    If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully;
    Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
    I'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay,
    So thou wilt woo; but else, not for the world.
    In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond,
    And therefore thou mayst think my haviour light;
    But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true
    Than those that have more cunning to be strange.
    I should have been more strange, I must confess,
    But that thou overheard'st, ere I was ware,
    My true-love passion; therefore pardon me,
    And not impute this yielding to light love,
    Which the dark night hath so discovered.

Romeo    Lady, by yonder blessed moon I vow,
    That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops - 

Juliet    O swear not by the moon, th' inconstant moon,
    That monthly changes in her circled orb,
    Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.

Romeo    What shall I swear by?

Juliet                            Do not swear at all;
    Or if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self,
    Which is the god of my idolatry,
    And I'll believe thee.

Romeo                                If my heart's dear love - 

Juliet    Well, do not swear. Although I joy in thee,
    I have no joy of this contract tonight.
    It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden,
    Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be
    Ere one can say it lightens. Sweet, good night.
    This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
    May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
    Good night, good night! As sweet repose and rest
    Come to thy heart as that within my breast!

Romeo    O wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?

Juliet    What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?

Romeo    Th' exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.

Juliet    I gave thee mine before thou didst request it;
    And yet I would it were to give again.

Romeo    Wouldst thou withdraw it? For what purpose, love?

Juliet    But to be frank and give it thee again.
    And yet I wish but for the thing I have.
    My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
    My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
    The more I have, for both are infinite.
[NURSE calls within.
    I hear some noise within. Dear love, adieu.
    Anon, good Nurse! -Sweet Montague, be true.
    Stay but a little, I will come again.
[Exit.
Romeo    O blessed, blessed night! I am afeard,
    Being in night, all this is but a dream,
    Too flattering-sweet to be substantial.

Re-enter JULIET above.

Juliet    Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed.
    If that thy bent of love be honourable,
    Thy purpose marriage, send me word tomorrow
    By one that I'll procure to come to thee,
    Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite;
    And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay,
    And follow thee, my lord, throughout the world.

Nurse    [Within.] Madam!

Juliet    I come, anon! -But if thou mean'st not well,
    I do beseech thee - 

Nurse    [Within.]        Madam!

Juliet                            By and by, I come! - 
    To cease thy strife and leave me to my grief.
    Tomorrow will I send.

Romeo                                So thrive my soul - 

Juliet    A thousand times good night.
[Exit.
Romeo    A thousand times the worse to want thy light.
    Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books;
    But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.

Re-enter JULIET above.

Juliet    Hist! Romeo, hist! O for a falconer's voice
    To lure this tassel-gentle back again.
    Bondage is hoarse and may not speak aloud,
    Else would I tear the cave where Echo lies
    And make her airy tongue more hoarse than mine
    With repetition of my Romeo's name.

Romeo    It is my soul that calls upon my name.
    How silver-sweet sound lovers' tongues by night,
    Like softest music to attending ears!

Juliet    Romeo!

Romeo            My nyas?

Juliet                        What o'clock tomorrow
    Shall I send to thee?

Romeo                            By the hour of nine.

Juliet    I will not fail -'tis twenty year till then.
    I have forgot why I did call thee back.

Romeo    Let me stand here till thou remember it.

Juliet    I shall forget, to have thee still stand there,
    Rememb'ring how I love thy company.

Romeo    And I'll still stay, to have thee still forget,
    Forgetting any other home but this.

Juliet    'Tis almost morning; I would have thee gone;
    And yet no further than a wanton's bird,
    That lets it hop a little from his hand,
    Like a poor prisoner in his twisted gyves,
    And with a silk thread plucks it back again,
    So loving-jealous of his liberty.

Romeo    I would I were thy bird.

Juliet                                Sweet, so would I;
    Yet I should kill thee with much cherishing.
    Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow
    That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
[Exit.

Romeo    Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!
    Would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest!
    Hence will I to my ghostly sire's close cell,
    His help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
[Exit.

+ + + + + +

Scene 3. Friar Laurence's Cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE with a basket. 

Friar
Laurence    The grey-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,
    Chequ'ring the eastern clouds with streaks of light,
    And fleckled darkness like a drunkard reels
    From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels.
    Now, ere the sun advance his burning eye
    The day to cheer and night's dank dew to dry,
    I must up-fill this osier cage of ours
    With baleful weeds and precious-juiced flowers.
    The earth that's nature's mother is her tomb;
    What is her burying grave, that is her womb;
    And from her womb children of divers kind
    We sucking on her natural bosom find,
    Many for many virtues excellent,
    None but for some, and yet all different.
    O, mickle is the powerful grace that lies
    In plants, herbs, stones, and their true qualities;
    For nought so vile that on the earth doth live
    But to the earth some special good doth give;
    Nor aught so good but, strained from that fair use,
    Revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse.
    Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied,
    And vice sometime's by action dignified.

Enter ROMEO.

    Within the infant rind of this weak flower
    Poison hath residence, and medicine power;
    For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part;
    Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart.
    Two such opposed kings encamp them still
    In man as well as herbs -grace and rude will;
    And where the worser is predominant,
    Full soon the canker death eats up that plant.

Romeo    Good morrow, father.

Friar
Laurence                                Benedicite!
    What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?
    Young son, it argues a distempered head
    So soon to bid good morrow to thy bed.
    Care keeps his watch in every old man's eye,
    And where care lodges, sleep will never lie;
    But where unbruised youth with unstuffed brain
    Doth couch his limbs, there golden sleep doth reign.
    Therefore thy earliness doth me assure
    Thou art uproused with some distemperature;
    Or if not so, then here I hit it right:
    Our Romeo hath not been in bed tonight.

Romeo    That last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.

Friar
Laurence    God pardon sin! Wast thou with Rosaline?

Romeo    With Rosaline, my ghostly father? No;
    I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.

Friar
Laurence    That's my good son; but where hast thou been then?

Romeo    I'll tell thee ere thou ask it me again.
    I have been feasting with mine enemy,
    Where, on a sudden, one hath wounded me
    That's by me wounded. Both our remedies
    Within thy help and holy physic lies.
    I bear no hatred, blessed man, for, lo,
    My intercession likewise steads my foe.

Friar
Laurence    Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift;
    Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.

Romeo    Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set
    On the fair daughter of rich Capulet.
    As mine on hers, so hers is set on mine;
    And all combined save what thou must combine
    By holy marriage. When and where and how
    We met, we wooed, and made exchange of vow,
    I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray,
    That thou consent to marry us today.

Friar
Laurence    Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here!
    Is Rosaline, that thou didst love so dear,
    So soon forsaken? Young men's love then lies
    Not truly in their hearts but in their eyes.
    Jesu Maria, what a deal of brine
    Hath washed thy sallow cheeks for Rosaline!
    How much salt water thrown away in waste
    To season love, that of it doth not taste!
    The sun not yet thy sighs from heaven clears,
    Thy old groans yet ring in mine ancient ears.
    Lo, here upon thy cheek the stain doth sit
    Of an old tear that is not washed off yet.
    If ere thou wast thyself, and these woes thine,
    Thou and these woes were all for Rosaline.
    And art thou changed? Pronounce this sentence then:
    Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

Romeo    Thou chidd'st me oft for loving Rosaline.

Friar
Laurence    For doting, not for loving, pupil mine.

Romeo    And bad'st me bury love.

Friar
Laurence                            Not in a grave
    To lay one in, another out to have.

Romeo    I pray thee, chide me not; her I love now
    Doth grace for grace and love for love allow;
    The other did not so.

Friar
Laurence                                O, she knew well
    Thy love did read by rote that could not spell.
    But come, young waverer, come, go with me,
    In one respect I'll thy assistant be;
    For this alliance may so happy prove
    To turn your households' rancour to pure love.

Romeo    O let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.

Friar
Laurence    Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 4. A Street.

Enter BENVOLIO and MERCUTIO.

Mercutio    Where the devil should this Romeo be? Came he not home tonight?

Benvolio    Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.

Mercutio    Why, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline,
    Torments him so that he will sure run mad.

Benvolio    Tybalt, the kinsman to old Capulet,
    Hath sent a letter to his father's house.

Mercutio    A challenge, on my life.

Benvolio    Romeo will answer it.

Mercutio    Any man that can write may answer a letter.

Benvolio    Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared.

Mercutio    Alas poor Romeo, he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's 
black eye, run through the ear with a love song, the very pin of his heart 
cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft -and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?

Benvolio    Why, what is Tybalt?

Mercutio    More than Prince of Cats. O, he's the courageous captain of 
compliments. He fights as you sing prick-song: keeps time, distance, and 
proportion; he rests his minim rests, one, two, and the third in your bosom; 
the very butcher of a silk button. A duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the 
very first house, of the first and second cause. Ah, the immortal passado, the 
punto reverso, the hay!

Benvolio    The what?

Mercutio    The pox of such antic, lisping, affecting fantasticoes, these new 
tuners of accent. By Jesu, a very good blade, a very tall man, a very good 
whore! Why, is not this a lamentable thing, grandsire, that we should be thus 
afflicted with these strange flies, these fashion-mongers, these 
`pardon-me's', who stand so much on the new form that they cannot sit at ease 
on the old bench? O their bones, their bones!

Enter ROMEO.

Benvolio    Here comes Romeo, here comes Romeo!

Mercutio    Without his roe, like a dried herring. O flesh, flesh, how art 
thou fishified! Now is he for the numbers that Petrarch flowed in. Laura to 
his lady was a kitchen wench -marry, she had a better love to berhyme her 
-Dido a dowdy; Cleopatra a gypsy; Helen and Hero hildings and harlots; Thisbe 
a grey eye or so, but not to the purpose. Signor Romeo, bonjour! There's a 
French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last 
night.

Romeo    Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?

Mercutio    The slip, sir, the slip; can you not conceive?

Romeo    Pardon, good Mercutio; my business was great, and in such a case as 
mine a man may strain courtesy.

Mercutio    That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to 
bow in the hams.

Romeo    Meaning to curtsy.

Mercutio    Thou hast most kindly hit it.

Romeo    A most courteous exposition.

Mercutio    Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.

Romeo    Pink for flower.

Mercutio    Right.

Romeo    Why, then is my pump well flowered.

Mercutio    Sure wit; follow me this jest now, till thou hast worn out thy 
pump, that, when the single sole of it is worn, the jest may remain, after the 
wearing, solely singular.

Romeo    O single-soled jest, solely singular for the singleness.

Mercutio    Come between us, good Benvolio; my wit faints.

Romeo    Switch and spurs, switch and spurs, or I'll cry a match.

Mercutio    Nay, if our wits run the wild-goose chase, I am done; for thou 
hast more of the wild-goose in one of thy wits than I am sure I have in my 
whole five. Was I with you there for the goose?

Romeo    Thou wast never with me for anything when thou wast not there for the 
goose.

Mercutio    I will bite thee by the ear for that jest.

Romeo    Nay, good goose, bite not.

Mercutio    Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.

Romeo    And is it not then well served in to a sweet goose?

Mercutio    O, here's a wit of cheveril, that stretches from an inch narrow to 
an ell broad.

Romeo    I stretch it out for that word `broad', which, added to the goose, 
proves thee far and wide a broad goose.

Mercutio    Why, is not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou 
sociable, now art thou Romeo, now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by 
nature; for this drivelling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up 
and down to hide his bauble in a hole.

Benvolio    Stop there, stop there.

Mercutio    Thou desirest me to stop in my tale against the hair.

Benvolio    Thou wouldst else have made thy tale large.

Mercutio    O, thou art deceived; I would have made it short; for I was come 
to the whole depth of my tale and meant, indeed, to occupy the argument no 
longer.

Enter NURSE and her man PETER.

Romeo    Here's goodly gear.

Benvolio    A sail! A sail!

Mercutio    Two, two; a shirt and a smock.

Nurse    Peter!

Peter    Anon.

Nurse    My fan, Peter.

Mercutio    Good Peter, to hide her face, for her fan's the fairer face.

Nurse    God ye good morrow, gentlemen.

Mercutio    God ye good e'en, fair gentlewoman.

Nurse    Is it good e'en?

Mercutio    'Tis no less, I tell ye; for the bawdy hand of the dial is now 
upon the prick of noon.

Nurse    Out upon you! What a man are you!

Romeo    One, gentlewoman, that God hath made for himself to mar.

Nurse    By my troth, it is well said. `For himself to mar' quoth a'? 
Gentlemen, can any of you tell me where I may find the young Romeo?

Romeo    I can tell you; but young Romeo will be older when you have found him 
than he was when you sought him. I am the youngest of that name, for fault of 
a worse.

Nurse    You say well.

Mercutio    Yea, is the worst well? Very well took, i'faith; wisely, wisely.

Nurse    If you be he, sir, I desire some confidence with you.

Benvolio    She will endite him to some supper.

Mercutio    A bawd, a bawd, a bawd! So ho!

Romeo    What hast thou found?

Mercutio    No hare, sir, unless a hare, sir, in a lenten pie, that is 
something stale and hoar ere it be spent.

    [Sings.]    An old hare hoar,
            And an old hare hoar,
                Is very good meat in Lent.
            But a hare that is hoar
            Is too much for a score,
                When it hoars ere it be spent.

    Romeo, will you come to your father's? We'll to dinner thither.

Romeo    I will follow you.

Mercutio    Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,
                                [Sings.] Lady, lady, lady.
[Exeunt MERCUTIO and BENVOLIO.

Nurse    I pray you, sir, what saucy merchant was this that was so full of his 
ropery?

Romeo    A gentleman, Nurse, that loves to hear himself talk, and will speak 
more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.

Nurse    An a' speak anything against me I'll take him down, and a' were 
lustier than he is -and twenty such Jacks!. And if I cannot, I'll find those 
that shall. Scurvy knave! I am none of his flirt-gills; I am none of his 
skaines-mates.
    [To PETER.] And thou must stand by too, and suffer every knave to use me 
at his pleasure!

Peter    I saw no man use you at his pleasure; if I had, my weapon should 
quickly have been out, I warrant you. I dare draw as soon as another man if I 
see occasion in a good quarrel, and the law on my side.

Nurse    Now, afore God, I am so vexed that every part about me quivers. 
Scurvy knave! Pray you, sir, a word; and, as I told you, my young lady bid me 
enquire you out. What she bid me say, I will keep to myself; but first let me 
tell ye, if ye should lead her in a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a 
very gross kind of behaviour, as they say, for the gentlewoman is young; and 
therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing to 
be offered to any gentlewoman, and very weak dealing.

Romeo    Nurse, commend me to thy lady and mistress. I protest unto thee - 

Nurse    Good heart, and, i'faith, I will tell her as much. Lord, Lord, she 
will be a joyful woman.

Romeo    What wilt thou tell her, Nurse? Thou dost not mark me.

Nurse    I will tell her, sir, that you do protest; which, as I take it, is a 
gentlemanlike offer.

Romeo    Bid her devise
    Some means to come to shrift this afternoon;
    And there she shall at Friar Laurence' cell
    Be shrived and married. Here is for thy pains.

Nurse    No; truly, sir, not a penny.

Romeo    Go to, I say you shall.

Nurse    This afternoon, sir? Well, she shall be there.

Romeo    And stay, good Nurse, behind the abbey wall.
    Within this hour my man shall be with thee,
    And bring thee cords made like a tackled stair,
    Which to the high top-gallant of my joy
    Must be my convoy in the secret night.
    Farewell. Be trusty, and I'll quit thy pains.
    Farewell. Commend me to thy mistress.

Nurse    Now God in heaven bless thee! Hark you, sir.

Romeo    What sayst thou, my dear Nurse?

Nurse    Is your man secret? Did you ne'er hear say
    Two may keep counsel, putting one away?

Romeo    I warrant thee my man's as true as steel.

Nurse    Well, sir, my mistress is the sweetest lady -Lord, Lord, when 'twas a 
little prating thing -O! there is a nobleman in town, one Paris, that would 
fain lay knife aboard; but she, good soul, had as lief see a toad, a very 
toad, as see him. I anger her sometimes and tell her that Paris is the 
properer man; but, I'll warrant you, when I say so she looks as pale as any 
clout in the versal world. Doth not rosemary and Romeo begin both with a letter?

Romeo    Ay, Nurse, what of that? Both with an R.

Nurse    Ah, mocker! -that's the dog's name. `R' is for the -no, I know it 
begins with some other letter; and she hath the prettiest sententious of it, 
of you and rosemary, that it would do you good to hear it.

Romeo    Commend me to thy lady.

Nurse    Ay, a thousand times. Peter!
[Exit ROMEO.
Peter    Anon.

Nurse    Before, and apace.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 5. Capulet's Orchard.

Enter JULIET.

Juliet    The clock struck nine when I did send the Nurse;
    In half an hour she promised to return.
    Perchance she cannot meet him. That's not so.
    O, she is lame. Love's heralds should be thoughts,
    Which ten times faster glides than the sun's beams
    Driving back shadows over louring hills.
    Therefore do nimble-pinioned doves draw Love,
    And therefore hath the wind-swift Cupid wings.
    Now is the sun upon the highmost hill
    Of this day's journey, and from nine till twelve
    Is three long hours, yet she is not come.
    Had she affections and warm youthful blood
    She would be as swift in motion as a ball;
    My words would bandy her to my sweet love,
    And his to me.
    But old folks, many feign as they were dead - 
    Unwieldy, slow, heavy, and pale as lead.

Enter NURSE and PETER.

    O God, she comes! O honey Nurse, what news?
    Hast thou met with him? Send thy man away.

Nurse    Peter, stay at the gate.
[Exit PETER.

Juliet    Now, good sweet Nurse -O Lord, why look'st thou sad?
    Though news be sad, yet tell them merrily;
    If good, thou sham'st the music of sweet news
    By playing it to me with so sour a face.

Nurse    I am aweary, give me leave awhile.
    Fie, how my bones ache! What a jaunce have I!

Juliet    I would thou hadst my bones and I thy news.
    Nay, come, I pray thee speak. Good, good Nurse, speak.

Nurse    Jesu, what haste! Can you not stay awhile?
    Do you not see that I am out of breath?

Juliet    How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath
    To say to me that thou art out of breath?
    The excuse that thou dost make in this delay
    Is longer than the tale thou dost excuse.
    Is thy news good or bad? Answer to that.
    Say either, and I'll stay the circumstance.
    Let me be satisfied, is't good or bad?

Nurse    Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not how to choose a 
man. Romeo? -no, not he; though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg 
excels all men's, and for a hand and a foot and a body, though they be not to 
be talked on, yet they are past compare. He is not the flower of courtesy, but 
I'll warrant him as gentle as a lamb. Go thy ways, wench; serve God. What, 
have you dined at home?

Juliet    No, no. But all this did I know before.
    What says he of our marriage? What of that?

Nurse    Lord, how my head aches! What a head have I;
    It beats as it would fall in twenty pieces.
    My back! - 
[JULIET rubs her back.
            A t'other side. Ah, my back, my back!
    Beshrew your heart for sending me about
    To catch my death with jauncing up and down!

Juliet    I'faith, I am sorry that thou art not well.
    Sweet, sweet, sweet Nurse, tell me what says my love?

Nurse    Your love says like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, 
and a handsome, and, I warrant, a virtuous -Where is your mother?

Juliet    Where is my mother? Why, she is within.
    Where should she be? How oddly thou repliest:
    `Your love says like an honest gentleman
    Where is your mother?'

Nurse                            O God's lady dear!
    Are you so hot? Marry, come up, I trow;
    Is this the poultice for my aching bones?
    Henceforward do your messages yourself.

Juliet    Here's such a coil! Come, what says Romeo?

Nurse    Have you got leave to go to shrift today?

Juliet    I have.

Nurse    Then hie you hence to Friar Laurence' cell;
    There stays a husband to make you a wife.
    Now comes the wanton blood up in your cheeks;
    They'll be in scarlet straight at any news.
    Hie you to church; I must another way
    To fetch a ladder, by the which your love
    Must climb a bird's nest soon when it is dark.
    I am the drudge, and toil in your delight;
    But you shall bear the burden soon at night.
    Go; I'll to dinner. Hie you to the cell.

Juliet    Hie to high fortune! Honest Nurse, farewell.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 6. Friar Laurence's Cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and ROMEO.

Friar
Laurence    So smile the heavens upon this holy act
    That after-hours with sorrow chide us not!

Romeo    Amen, amen. But come what sorrow can,
    It cannot countervail the exchange of joy
    That one short minute gives me in her sight.
    Do thou but close our hands with holy words,
    Then love-devouring death do what he dare;
    It is enough I may but call her mine.

Friar
Laurence    These violent delights have violent ends,
    And in their triumph die, like fire and powder
    Which, as they kiss, consume. The sweetest honey
    Is loathsome in his own deliciousness,
    And in the taste confounds the appetite.
    Therefore love moderately -long love doth so;
    Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

Enter JULIET.

    Here comes the lady O, so light a foot
    Will ne'er wear out the everlasting flint.
    A lover may bestride the gossamers
    That idles in the wanton summer air,
    And yet not fall, so light is vanity.

Juliet    Good even to my ghostly confessor.

Friar
Laurence    Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both.

Juliet    As much to him, else is his thanks too much.

Romeo    Ah, Juliet, if the measure of thy joy
    Be heaped like mine, and that thy skill be more
    To blazon it, then sweeten with thy breath
    This neighbour air, and let rich music's tongue
    Unfold the imagined happiness that both
    Receive in either by this dear encounter.

Juliet    Conceit, more rich in matter than in words,
    Brags of his substance, not of ornament.
    They are but beggars that can count their worth;
    But my true love is grown to such excess
    I cannot sum up sum of half my wealth.

Friar
Laurence    Come, come with me, and we will make short work;
    For, by your leaves, you shall not stay alone
    Till Holy Church incorporate two in one.
[Exeunt.

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ACT 3.

Scene 1. Verona. A public Place.

Enter MERCUTIO, his PAGE, BENVOLIO, and SERVANTS.

Benvolio    I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire.
    The day is hot, the Capels are abroad,
    And if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl,
    For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring.

Mercutio    Thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the 
confines of a tavern, claps me his sword upon the table and says `God send me 
no need of thee!' and by the operation of the second cup draws him on the 
drawer, when indeed there is no need.

Benvolio    Am I like such a fellow?

Mercutio    Come, come, thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Italy; 
and as soon moved to be moody, and as soon moody to be moved.

Benvolio    And what to?

Mercutio    Nay, an there were two such we should have none shortly, for one 
would kill the other. Thou? -why, thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a 
hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou hast. Thou wilt quarrel with a 
man for cracking nuts, having no other reason but because thou hast hazel 
eyes. What eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel? Thy head is as 
full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten 
as addle as an egg for quarrelling. Thou hast quarrelled with a man for 
coughing in the street, because he hath wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep 
in the sun. Didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing his new doublet 
before Easter; with another for tying his new shoes with old riband? And yet 
thou wilt tutor me from quarrelling!

Benvolio    An I were so apt to quarrel as thou art, any man should buy the 
fee simple of my life for an hour and a quarter.

Mercutio    The fee simple! O simple!

Enter TYBALT, and OTHERS.

Benvolio    By my head, here comes the Capulets.

Mercutio    By my heel, I care not.

Tybalt    Follow me close, for I will speak to them.
    Gentlemen, good e'en; a word with one of you.

Mercutio    And but one word with one of us? Couple it with something, make it 
a word and a blow.

Tybalt    You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, an you will give me 
occasion.

Mercutio    Could you not take some occasion without giving?

Tybalt    Mercutio, thou consortest with Romeo.

Mercutio    Consort! What, dost thou make us minstrels? An thou make minstrels 
of us, look to hear nothing but discords. Here's my fiddlestick; here's that 
shall make you dance. Zounds, consort!

Benvolio    We talk here in the public haunt of men;
    Either withdraw unto some private place,
    Or reason coldly of your grievances,
    Or else depart. Here all eyes gaze on us.

Mercutio    Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze.
    I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.

Enter ROMEO.

Tybalt    Well, peace be with you, sir; here comes my man.

Mercutio    But I'll be hanged, sir, if he wear your livery.
    Marry, go before to field, he'll be your follower.
    Your worship in that sense may call him `man'.

Tybalt    Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford
    No better term than this: thou art a villain.

Romeo    Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee
    Doth much excuse the appertaining rage
    To such a greeting. Villain am I none;
    Therefore farewell. I see thou know'st me not.

Tybalt    Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries
    That thou hast done me; therefore turn and draw.

Romeo    I do protest I never injured thee,
    But love thee better than thou canst devise
    Till thou shalt know the reason of my love.
    And so, good Capulet, which name I tender
    As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.

Mercutio    O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!
    Alla stoccata carries it away!
[Draws.
    Tybalt, you ratcatcher, will you walk?

Tybalt    What wouldst thou have with me?

Mercutio    Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine lives. That I mean 
to make bold withal, and, as you shall use me hereafter, dry-beat the rest of 
the eight. Will you pluck your sword out of his pilcher by the ears? Make 
haste, lest mine be about your ears ere it be out.

Tybalt    I am for you.
[Draws.
Romeo    Gentle Mercutio, put thy rapier up.

Mercutio    Come sir, your passado.
[They fight.
Romeo    Draw, Benvolio; beat down their weapons.
    Gentlemen, for shame, forbear this outrage.
    Tybalt, Mercutio, the prince expressly hath
    Forbid this bandying in Verona streets.
    Hold, Tybalt! Good Mercutio!

ROMEO intervenes.
Tybalt under Romeo's arm thrusts Mercutio in.
[Exeunt TYBALT and his FOLLOWERS.

Mercutio    I am hurt.
    A plague a' both your houses! I am sped.
    Is he gone, and hath nothing?

Benvolio                            What, art thou hurt?

Mercutio    Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. Marry, 'tis enough.
    Where is my page? Go, villain, fetch a surgeon.
[Exit PAGE.
Romeo    Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.

Mercutio    No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door; but 
'tis enough, 'twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave 
man. I am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague a' both your houses! 
Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a cat, to scratch a man to death! A braggart, a 
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of arithmetic! Why the devil came 
you between us? I was hurt under your arm.

Romeo    I thought all for the best.

Mercutio    Help me into some house, Benvolio,
    Or I shall faint. A plague a' both your houses!
    They have made worms' meat of me.
    I have it, and soundly too. Your houses!
[Exit BENVOLIO with MERCUTIO.

Romeo    This gentleman, the prince's near ally,
    My very friend, hath got this mortal hurt
    In my behalf; my reputation stained
    With Tybalt's slander -Tybalt, that an hour
    Hath been my cousin. O sweet Juliet,
    Thy beauty hath made me effeminate,
    And in my temper softened valour's steel.

Re-enter BENVOLIO.

Benvolio    O Romeo, Romeo, brave Mercutio is dead!
    That gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds,
    Which too untimely here did scorn the earth.

Romeo    This day's black fate on more days doth depend;
    This but begins the woe others must end.

Re-enter TYBALT.

Benvolio    Here comes the furious Tybalt back again.

Romeo    Again! In triumph! And Mercutio slain?
    Away to heaven, respective lenity,
    And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now!
    Now, Tybalt, take the `villain' back again
    That late thou gav'st me, for Mercutio's soul
    Is but a little way above our heads,
    Staying for thine to keep him company.
    Either thou or I, or both, must go with him.

Tybalt    Thou, wretched boy, that didst consort him here,
    Shalt with him hence.

Romeo                            This shall determine that.
[They fight. TYBALT falls.
Benvolio    Romeo, away, be gone!
    The citizens are up, and Tybalt slain.
    Stand not amazed; the prince will doom thee death
    If thou art taken. Hence! Be gone, away!

Romeo    O, I am fortune's fool!

Benvolio                                Why dost thou stay?
[Exit ROMEO.
Enter CITIZENS.

1st Citizen    Which way ran he that killed Mercutio?
    Tybalt, that murderer, which way ran he?

Benvolio    There lies that Tybalt.

1st Citizen                            Up, sir, go with me.
    I charge thee in the prince's name, obey.

Enter PRINCE, MONTAGUE, CAPULET, LADY MONTAGUE, LADY CAPULET, and ALL.

Prince    Where are the vile beginners of this fray?

Benvolio    O noble prince, I can discover all
    The unlucky manage of this fatal brawl.
    There lies the man, slain by young Romeo,
    That slew thy kinsman, brave Mercutio.

Lady Capulet    Tybalt, my cousin! O, my brother's child!
    O prince! O cousin! Husband! O, the blood is spilled
    Of my dear kinsman! Prince, as thou art true,
    For blood of ours shed blood of Montague.
    O cousin, cousin!

Prince    Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?

Benvolio    Tybalt, here slain, whom Romeo's hand did slay.
    Romeo, that spoke him fair, bid him bethink
    How nice the quarrel was, and urged withal
    Your high displeasure. All this, uttered
    With gentle breath, calm look, knees humbly bowed,
    Could not take truce with the unruly spleen
    Of Tybalt deaf to peace, but that he tilts
    With piercing steel at bold Mercutio's breast,
    Who, all as hot, turns deadly point to point,
    And, with a martial scorn, with one hand beats
    Cold death aside, and with the other sends
    It back to Tybalt, whose dexterity
    Retorts it. Romeo he cries aloud
    `Hold friends! Friends part!' and swifter than his tongue
    His agile arm beats down their fatal points,
    And 'twixt them rushes; underneath whose arm
    An envious thrust from Tybalt hit the life
    Of stout Mercutio, and then Tybalt fled;
    But by and by comes back to Romeo,
    Who had but newly entertained revenge,
    And to't they go like lightning, for ere I
    Could draw to part them was stout Tybalt slain;
    And as he fell did Romeo turn and fly.
    This is the truth, or let Benvolio die.

Lady Capulet    He is a kinsman to the Montague;
    Affection makes him false, he speaks not true.
    Some twenty of them fought in this black strife,
    And all those twenty could but kill one life.
    I beg for justice, which thou, prince, must give;
    Romeo slew Tybalt, Romeo must not live.

Prince    Romeo slew him, he slew Mercutio:
    Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?

Montague    Not Romeo, prince; he was Mercutio's friend;
    His fault concludes but what the law should end,
    The life of Tybalt.

Prince                        And for that offence
    Immediately we do exile him hence.
    I have an interest in your hearts' proceeding;
    My blood for your rude brawls doth lie a-bleeding;
    But I'll amerce you with so strong a fine
    That you shall all repent the loss of mine.
    I will be deaf to pleading and excuses;
    Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses;
    Therefore use none. Let Romeo hence in haste,
    Else, when he is found, that hour is his last.
    Bear hence this body, and attend our will.
    Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 2. Capulet's Orchard.

Enter JULIET.

Juliet    Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds,
    Towards Phoebus' lodging. Such a waggoner
    As Phaethon would whip you to the west,
    And bring in cloudy night immediately.
    Spread thy close curtain, love-performing night,
    That runaways' eyes may wink, and Romeo
    Leap to these arms, untalked-of and unseen.
    Lovers can see to do their amorous rites
    By their own beauties; or, if love be blind,
    It best agrees with night. Come, civil night,
    Thou sober-suited matron all in black,
    And learn me how to lose a winning match
    Played for a pair of stainless maidenhoods.
    Hood my unmanned blood, bating in my cheeks,
    With thy black mantle, till strange love grown bold
    Think true love acted simple modesty.
    Come, night; come, Romeo; come, thou day in night;
    For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night
    Whiter than new snow upon a raven's back.
    Come, gentle night; come, loving black-browed night,
    Give me my Romeo; and, when I shall die,
    Take him and cut him out in little stars,
    And he will make the face of heaven so fine
    That all the world will be in love with night
    And pay no worship to the garish sun.
    O, I have bought the mansion of a love,
    But not possessed it; and, though I am sold,
    Not yet enjoyed. So tedious is this day
    As is the night before some festival
    To an impatient child that hath new robes
    And may not wear them. O, here comes my Nurse.

Enter NURSE with the ladder of cords, wringing her hands.

    And she brings news; and every tongue that speaks
    But Romeo's name speaks heavenly eloquence.
    Now, Nurse, what news? What hast thou there?
    The cords that Romeo bid thee fetch?

Nurse                                Ay, ay, the cords.

Juliet    Ay me, what news? Why dost thou wring thy hands?

Nurse    Ah welladay! He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
    We are undone, lady, we are undone.
    Alack the day! He's gone, he's killed, he's dead.

Juliet    Can heaven be so envious?

Nurse                            Romeo can,
    Though heaven cannot. O Romeo, Romeo!
    Who ever would have thought it? Romeo!

Juliet    What devil art thou that dost torment me thus?
    This torture should be roared in dismal hell.
    Hath Romeo slain himself? Say thou but `Ay'
    And that bare vowel `I' shall poison more
    Than the death-darting eye of cockatrice.
    I am not I if there be such an `I',
    Or those eyes shut that makes thee answer `Ay'.
    If he be slain say `Ay', or if not, `No';
    Brief sounds determine of my weal or woe.

Nurse    I saw the wound, I saw it with mine eyes - 
    God save the mark! -here on his manly breast:
    A piteous corse, a bloody piteous corse;
    Pale, pale as ashes, all bedaubed in blood,
    All in gore-blood. I swooned at the sight.

Juliet    O break, my heart -poor bankrupt, break at once!
    To prison, eyes, ne'er look on liberty;
    Vile earth, to earth resign, end motion here;
    And thou and Romeo press one heavy bier!

Nurse    O Tybalt, Tybalt, the best friend I had!
    O courteous Tybalt, honest gentleman,
    That ever I should live to see thee dead!

Juliet    What storm is this that blows so contrary?
    Is Romeo slaughtered and is Tybalt dead?
    My dearest cousin, and my dearer lord?
    Then, dreadful trumpet, sound the general doom;
    For who is living if those two are gone?

Nurse    Tybalt is gone and Romeo banished.
    Romeo, that killed him, he is banished.

Juliet    O God, did Romeo's hand shed Tybalt's blood?

Nurse    It did, it did, alas the day! It did.

Juliet    O serpent heart, hid with a flow'ring face!
    Did ever dragon keep so fair a cave?
    Beautiful tyrant, fiend angelical,
    Dove-feathered raven, wolvish-ravening lamb,
    Despised substance of divinest show!
    Just opposite to what thou justly seem'st,
    A damned saint, an honourable villain!
    O nature, what hadst thou to do in hell
    When thou didst bower the spirit of a fiend
    In mortal paradise of such sweet flesh?
    Was ever book containing such vile matter
    So fairly bound? O, that deceit should dwell
    In such a gorgeous palace!

Nurse                            There's no trust,
    No faith, no honesty in men; all perjured,
    All forsworn, all naught, all dissemblers.
    Ah, where's my man? Give me some aqua vitae.
    These griefs, these woes, these sorrows make me old.
    Shame come to Romeo!

Juliet                        Blistered be thy tongue
    For such a wish! He was not born to shame.
    Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit,
    For 'tis a throne where honour may be crowned
    Sole monarch of the universal earth.
    O what a beast was I to chide at him!

Nurse    Will you speak well of him that killed your cousin?

Juliet    Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?
    Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name
    When I, thy three-hours wife, have mangled it?
    But wherefore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin?
    That villain cousin would have killed my husband.
    Back, foolish tears, back to your native spring;
    Your tributary drops belong to woe,
    Which you, mistaking, offer up to joy.
    My husband lives, that Tybalt would have slain;
    And Tybalt's dead, that would have slain my husband.
    All this is comfort; wherefore weep I then?
    Some word there was, worser than Tybalt's death,
    That murdered me. I would forget it fain,
    But O it presses to my memory
    Like damned guilty deeds to sinners' minds.
    `Tybalt is dead, and Romeo banished.'
    That `banished', that one word `banished'
    Hath slain ten thousand Tybalts. Tybalt's death
    Was woe enough, if it had ended there;
    Or if sour woe delights in fellowship
    And needly will be ranked with other griefs,
    Why followed not, when she said `Tybalt's dead',
    Thy father or thy mother, nay, or both,
    Which modern lamentation might have moved?
    But with a rearward following Tybalt's death,
    `Romeo is banished' -to speak that word
    Is father, mother, Tybalt, Romeo, Juliet,
    All slain, all dead. `Romeo is banished',
    There is no end, no limit, measure, bound,
    In that word's death; no words can that woe sound.
    Where is my father and my mother, Nurse?

Nurse    Weeping and wailing over Tybalt's corse.
    Will you go to them? I will bring you thither.

Juliet    Wash they his wounds with tears? Mine shall be spent
    When theirs are dry, for Romeo's banishment.
    Take up those cords. Poor ropes, you are beguiled,
    Both you and I, for Romeo is exiled.
    He made you for a highway to my bed,
    But I, a maid, die maiden-widowed.
    Come, cords, come, Nurse; I'll to my wedding bed,
    And death, not Romeo, take my maidenhead!

Nurse    Hie to your chamber; I'll find Romeo
    To comfort you. I wot well where he is.
    Hark ye, your Romeo will be here at night.
    I'll to him; he is hid at Laurence' cell.

Juliet    O find him! Give this ring to my true knight,
    And bid him come to take his last farewell.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 3. Friar Laurence's Cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE. 
Friar
Laurence    Romeo, come forth, come forth, thou fearful man.
    Affliction is enamoured of thy parts,
    And thou art wedded to calamity.

Enter ROMEO.

Romeo    Father, what news? What is the prince's doom?
    What sorrow craves acquaintance at my hand
    That I yet know not?

Friar
Laurence                            Too familiar
    Is my dear son with such sour company.
    I bring thee tidings of the prince's doom.

Romeo    What less than doomsday is the prince's doom?

Friar
Laurence    A gentler judgement vanished from his lips:
    Not body's death, but body's banishment.

Romeo    Ha, banishment! Be merciful, say `death';
    For exile hath more terror in his look,
    Much more than death. Do not say `banishment'.

Friar
Laurence    Hence from Verona art thou banished.
    Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.

Romeo    There is no world without Verona walls
    But purgatory, torture, hell itself.
    Hence banished is banished from the world,
    And world's exile is death. Then `banished'
    Is death mistermed. Calling death `banished'
    Thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe,
    And smil'st upon the stroke that murders me.

Friar
Laurence    O deadly sin! O rude unthankfulness!
    Thy fault our law calls death, but the kind prince,
    Taking thy part, hath rushed aside the law
    And turned that black word death to banishment.
    This is dear mercy and thou seest it not.

Romeo    'Tis torture and not mercy. Heaven is here,
    Where Juliet lives, and every cat and dog
    And little mouse, every unworthy thing,
    Live here in heaven and may look on her;
    But Romeo may not. More validity,
    More honourable state, more courtship lives
    In carrion flies than Romeo. They may seize
    On the white wonder of dear Juliet's hand,
    And steal immortal blessing from her lips,
    Who, even in pure and vestal modesty
    Still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin;
    But Romeo may not, he is banished.
    Flies may do this, but I from this must fly;
    They are free men, but I am banished.
    And sayst thou yet that exile is not death?
    Hadst thou no poison mixed, no sharp-ground knife,
    No sudden mean of death, though ne'er so mean,
    But `banished' to kill me? `Banished'!
    O Friar, the damned use that word in hell;
    Howling attends it: how hast thou the heart,
    Being a divine, a ghostly confessor,
    A sin-absolver, and my friend professed,
    To mangle me with that word `banished'?

Friar
Laurence    Thou fond mad man, hear me a little speak.

Romeo    O, thou wilt speak again of banishment.

Friar
Laurence    I'll give thee armour to keep off that word;
    Adversity's sweet milk, philosophy,
    To comfort thee, though thou art banished.

Romeo    Yet `banished'! Hang up philosophy!
    Unless philosophy can make a Juliet,
    Displant a town, reverse a prince's doom,
    It helps not, it prevails not. Talk no more.

Friar
Laurence    O, then I see that madmen have no ears.

Romeo    How should they, when that wise men have no eyes?

Friar
Laurence    Let me dispute with thee of thy estate.

Romeo    Thou canst not speak of that thou dost not feel.
    Wert thou as young as I, Juliet thy love,
    An hour but married, Tybalt murdered,
    Doting like me, and like me banished,
    Then mightst thou speak, then mightst thou tear thy hair
    And fall upon the ground, as I do now,
    Taking the measure of an unmade grave.
[Knocking within.
Friar
Laurence    Arise, one knocks. Good Romeo, hide thyself.

Romeo    Not I, unless the breath of heartsick groans,
    Mist-like, infold me from the search of eyes.
[Knocking.
Friar
Laurence    Hark how they knock! Who's there? -Romeo, arise;
    Thou wilt be taken.
[Knocking.
                            Stay awhile! -Stand up;
    Run to my study.
[Knocking.
                        By and by! God's will,
    What simpleness is this? I come, I come.
    Who knocks so hard? Whence come you, what's your will?

Nurse    [Within.] Let me come in, and you shall know my errand.
    I come from Lady Juliet.

Friar
Laurence                            Welcome then.

Enter NURSE.

Nurse    O holy Friar! O tell me, holy Friar,
    Where is my lady's lord, where's Romeo?

Friar
Laurence    There on the ground, with his own tears made drunk.

Nurse    O, he is even in my mistress' case,
    Just in her case! O woeful sympathy,
    Piteous predicament! Even so lies she,
    Blubbering and weeping, weeping and blubbering.
    Stand up, stand up. Stand, an you be a man.
    For Juliet's sake, for her sake, rise and stand.
    Why should you fall into so deep an O?

Romeo    Nurse.

Nurse            Ah sir, ah sir, death's the end of all.

Romeo    Spak'st thou of Juliet? How is it with her?
    Doth not she think me an old murderer
    Now I have stained the childhood of our joy
    With blood removed but little from her own?
    Where is she? And how doth she? And what says
    My concealed lady to our cancelled love?

Nurse    O, she says nothing, sir, but weeps and weeps,
    And now falls on her bed, and then starts up,
    And Tybalt calls, and then on Romeo cries,
    And then down falls again.

Romeo                                As if that name,
    Shot from the deadly level of a gun,
    Did murder her; as that name's cursed hand
    Murdered her kinsman. O tell me, Friar, tell me
    In what vile part of this anatomy
    Doth my name lodge? Tell me that I may sack
    The hateful mansion.
[Drawing his sword.
Friar
Laurence                        Hold thy desp'rate hand.
    Art thou a man? Thy form cries out thou art.
    Thy tears are womanish; thy wild acts denote
    The unreasonable fury of a beast.
    Unseemly woman in a seeming man,
    And ill-beseeming beast in seeming both!
    Thou hast amazed me. By my holy order,
    I thought thy disposition better tempered.
    Hast thou slain Tybalt? Wilt thou slay thyself,
    And slay thy lady that in thy life lives,
    By doing damned hate upon thyself?
    Why rail'st thou on thy birth, the heaven and earth?
    Since birth and heaven and earth, all three, do meet
    In thee at once; which thou at once wouldst lose.
    Fie, fie, thou sham'st thy shape, thy love, thy wit,
    Which, like a usurer, abound'st in all,
    And usest none in that true use indeed
    Which should bedeck thy shape, thy love, thy wit.
    Thy noble shape is but a form of wax,
    Digressing from the valour of a man;
    Thy dear love sworn but hollow perjury,
    Killing that love which thou hast vowed to cherish;
    Thy wit, that ornament to shape and love,
    Misshapen in the conduct of them both,
    Like powder in a skilless soldier's flask
    Is set afire by thine own ignorance,
    And thou dismembered with thine own defence.
    What, rouse thee, man! Thy Juliet is alive,
    For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead - 
    There art thou happy. Tybalt would kill thee,
    But thou slew'st Tybalt -there art thou happy.
    The law that threatened death becomes thy friend,
    And turns it to exile -there art thou happy.
    A pack of blessings light upon thy back,
    Happiness courts thee in her best array,
    But like a misbehaved and sullen wench
    Thou pout'st upon thy fortune and thy love.
    Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable.
    Go, get thee to thy love as was decreed;
    Ascend her chamber. Hence, and comfort her;
    But look thou stay not till the Watch be set,
    For then thou canst not pass to Mantua,
    Where thou shalt live till we can find a time
    To blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends,
    Beg pardon of the prince, and call thee back
    With twenty hundred thousand times more joy
    Than thou went'st forth in lamentation.
    Go before, Nurse. Commend me to thy lady,
    And bid her hasten all the house to bed,
    Which heavy sorrow makes them apt unto.
    Romeo is coming.

Nurse    O Lord, I could have stayed here all the night
    To hear good counsel. O, what learning is!
    My lord, I'll tell my lady you will come.

Romeo    Do so, and bid my sweet prepare to chide.

Nurse    Here, sir, a ring she bid me give you, sir.
    Hie you, make haste, for it grows very late.
[Exit.
Romeo    How well my comfort is revived by this.

Friar
Laurence    Go hence; good night. And here stands all your state:
    Either be gone before the Watch be set,
    Or by the break of day disguised from hence.
    Sojourn in Mantua; I'll find out your man,
    And he shall signify from time to time
    Every good hap to you that chances here.
    Give me thy hand. 'Tis late; farewell. Good night.

Romeo    But that a joy past joy calls out on me,
    It were a grief so brief to part with thee.
    Farewell.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 4. A Room in Capulet's House.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and PARIS.

Capulet    Things have fall'n out, sir, so unluckily
    That we have had no time to move our daughter.
    Look you, she loved her kinsman Tybalt dearly,
    And so did I. Well, we were born to die.
    'Tis very late, she'll not come down tonight.
    I promise you, but for your company
    I would have been abed an hour ago.

Paris    These times of woe afford no times to woo.
    Madam, good night; commend me to your daughter.

Lady Capulet    I will, and know her mind early tomorrow.
    Tonight she's mewed up to her heaviness.

Capulet    Sir Paris, I will make a desperate tender
    Of my child's love. I think she will be ruled
    In all respects by me; nay, more, I doubt it not.
    Wife, go you to her ere you go to bed;
    Acquaint her here of my son Paris' love,
    And bid her, mark you me, on Wednesday next - 
    But soft, what day is this?

Paris                                Monday, my lord.

Capulet    Monday! Ha ha! Well, Wednesday is too soon;
    A Thursday let it be. A Thursday, tell her,
    She shall be married to this noble earl.
    Will you be ready? Do you like this haste?
    We'll keep no great ado -a friend or two;
    For, hark you, Tybalt being slain so late,
    It may be thought we held him carelessly,
    Being our kinsman, if we revel much.
    Therefore we'll have some half a dozen friends,
    And there an end. But what say you to Thursday?

Paris    My lord, I would that Thursday were tomorrow.

Capulet    Well, get you gone. A Thursday be it then.
    [To LADY CAPULET.] Go you to Juliet ere you go to bed;
    Prepare her, wife, against this wedding day.
    Farewell, my lord. Light to my chamber, ho!
    Afore me, it is so very late that we
    May call it early by and by. Good night.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 5. Juliet's Chamber.

Enter ROMEO and JULIET, aloft at the window.

Juliet    Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day.
    It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
    That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear.
    Nightly she sings on yon pomegranate tree.
    Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.

Romeo    It was the lark, the herald of the morn,
    No nightingale. Look, love, what envious streaks
    Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east.
    Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
    Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops.
    I must be gone and live, or stay and die.

Juliet    Yon light is not daylight, I know it, I.
    It is some meteor that the sun exhales
    To be to thee this night a torch-bearer
    And light thee on thy way to Mantua.
    Therefore stay yet; thou need'st not to be gone.

Romeo    Let me be ta'en, let me be put to death;
    I am content so thou wilt have it so.
    I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye,
    'Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow;
    Nor that is not the lark, whose notes do beat
    The vaulty heaven so high above our heads.
    I have more care to stay than will to go.
    Come death, and welcome! Juliet wills it so.
    How is't, my soul? Let's talk; it is not day.

Juliet    It is, it is. Hie hence, be gone, away!
    It is the lark that sings so out of tune,
    Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps.
    Some say the lark makes sweet division;
    This doth not so, for she divideth us.
    Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes;
    O now I would they had changed voices too,
    Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray,
    Hunting thee hence with `hunt's-up' to the day.
    O now be gone! More light and light it grows.

Romeo    More light and light: more dark and dark our woes.

Enter NURSE.

Nurse    Madam!

Juliet    Nurse?

Nurse    Your lady mother is coming to your chamber.
    The day is broke; be wary, look about.
[Exit.
Juliet    Then, window, let day in and let life out.

Romeo    Farewell, farewell! One kiss, and I'll descend.
[Descends the rope-ladder.

Juliet    Art thou gone so, love, lord, ay husband, friend,
    I must hear from thee every day in the hour,
    For in a minute there are many days.
    O, by this count I shall be much in years
    Ere I again behold my Romeo.

Romeo    Farewell!
    I will omit no opportunity
    That may convey my greetings, love, to thee.

Juliet    O think'st thou we shall ever meet again?

Romeo    I doubt it not, and all these woes shall serve
    For sweet discourses in our times to come.

Juliet    O God, I have an ill-divining soul!
    Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low,
    As one dead in the bottom of a tomb.
    Either my eyesight fails, or thou look'st pale.

Romeo    And trust me, love, in my eye so do you.
    Dry sorrow drinks our blood. Adieu, adieu!
[Exit.
Juliet    O fortune, fortune, all men call thee fickle;
    If thou art fickle, what dost thou with him
    That is renowned for faith? Be fickle, fortune,
    For then I hope thou wilt not keep him long,
    But send him back.

Enter LADY CAPULET, below.

Lady Capulet                        Ho, daughter! Are you up?

Juliet    Who is't that calls? It is my lady mother.
    Is she not down so late, or up so early?
    What unaccustomed cause procures her hither?

JULIET exits aloft, then enters below.

Lady Capulet    Why, how now Juliet?

Juliet                            Madam, I am not well.

Lady Capulet    Evermore weeping for your cousin's death?
    What, wilt thou wash him from his grave with tears?
    And if thou couldst, thou couldst not make him live;
    Therefore have done. Some grief shows much of love,
    But much of grief shows still some want of wit.

Juliet    Yet let me weep for such a feeling loss.

Lady Capulet    So shall you feel the loss, but not the friend
    Which you weep for.

Juliet                            Feeling so the loss,
    I cannot choose but ever weep the friend.

Lady Capulet    Well, girl, thou weep'st not so much for his death
    As that the villain lives which slaughtered him.

Juliet    What villain, madam?

Lady Capulet                            That same villain, Romeo.

Juliet    [Aside.] Villain and he be many miles asunder.
    [Aloud.] God pardon him! I do, with all my heart;
    And yet no man like he doth grieve my heart.

Lady Capulet    That is because the traitor murderer lives.

Juliet    Ay, madam, from the reach of these my hands.
    Would none but I might venge my cousin's death.

Lady Capulet    We will have vengeance for it, fear thou not.
    Then weep no more. I'll send to one in Mantua,
    Where that same banished runagate doth live,
    Shall give him such an unaccustomed dram
    That he shall soon keep Tybalt company;
    And then, I hope, thou wilt be satisfied.

Juliet    Indeed I never shall be satisfied
    With Romeo till I behold him, dead,
    Is my poor heart so for a kinsman vexed.
    Madam, if you could find out but a man
    To bear a poison, I would temper it
    That Romeo should, upon receipt thereof,
    Soon sleep in quiet. O how my heart abhors
    To hear him named, and cannot come to him
    To wreak the love I bore my cousin
    Upon his body that hath slaughtered him!

Lady Capulet    Find thou the means, and I'll find such a man.
    But now I'll tell thee joyful tidings, girl.

Juliet    And joy comes well in such a needy time.
    What are they, beseech your ladyship?

Lady Capulet    Well, well, thou hast a careful father, child;
    One who, to put thee from thy heaviness,
    Hath sorted out a sudden day of joy
    That thou expects not, nor I looked not for.

Juliet    Madam, in happy time, what day is that?

Lady Capulet    Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn
    The gallant, young, and noble gentleman,
    The County Paris, at Saint Peter's Church
    Shall happily make thee there a joyful bride.

Juliet    Now, by Saint Peter's Church, and Peter too,
    He shall not make me there a joyful bride.
    I wonder at this haste, that I must wed
    Ere he that should be husband comes to woo.
    I pray you, tell my lord and father, madam,
    I will not marry yet; and when I do, I swear
    It shall be Romeo, whom you know I hate,
    Rather than Paris. These are news indeed!

Lady Capulet    Here comes your father; tell him so yourself,
    And see how he will take it at your hands.

Enter CAPULET and NURSE.

Capulet    When the sun sets the earth doth drizzle dew,
    But for the sunset of my brother's son
    It rains downright.
    How now! A conduit, girl? What, still in tears?
    Evermore showering? In one little body
    Thou counterfeit'st a bark, a sea, a wind;
    For still thy eyes, which I may call the sea,
    Do ebb and flow with tears; the bark thy body is,
    Sailing in this salt flood; the winds thy sighs,
    Who, raging with thy tears, and they with them,
    Without a sudden calm, will overset
    Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife!
    Have you delivered to her our decree?

Lady Capulet    Ay sir; but she will none, she gives you thanks.
    I would the fool were married to her grave.

Capulet    Soft; take me with you, take me with you, wife.
    How will she none? Doth she not give us thanks?
    Is she not proud? Doth she not count her blest,
    Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought
    So worthy a gentleman to be her bride?

Juliet    Not proud you have, but thankful that you have.
    Proud can I never be of what I hate,
    But thankful even for hate that is meant love.

Capulet    How how how how, chopped logic! What is this?
    `Proud' and `I thank you' and `I thank you not';
    And yet `not proud'? Mistress minion, you,
    Thank me no thankings nor proud me no prouds,
    But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next
    To go with Paris to Saint Peter's Church,
    Or I will drag thee on a hurdle thither.
    Out, you green-sickness carrion! Out, you baggage,
    You tallow-face!

Lady Capulet                        Fie, fie! What, are you mad?

Juliet    Good father, I beseech you on my knees,
    Hear me with patience but to speak a word.

Capulet    Hang thee, young baggage, disobedient wretch!
    I tell thee what -get thee to church a Thursday,
    Or never after look me in the face.
    Speak not, reply not, do not answer me;
    My fingers itch. -Wife, we scarce thought us blessed
    That God had lent us but this only child;
    But now I see this one is one too much,
    And that we have a curse in having her.
    Out on her, hilding!

Nurse                            God in heaven bless her!
    You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so.

Capulet    And why, my Lady Wisdom? Hold your tongue,
    Good Prudence; smatter with your gossips, go!

Nurse    I speak no treason.

Capulet                        O, God 'i'good e'en!

Nurse    May not one speak?

Capulet                            Peace, you mumbling fool!
    Utter your gravity o'er a gossip's bowl;
    For here we need it not.

Lady Capulet                            You are too hot.

Capulet    God's bread, it makes me mad! Day, night, work, play,
    Alone, in company, still my care hath been
    To have her matched; and having now provided
    A gentleman of noble parentage,
    Of fair demesnes, youthful, and nobly trained,
    Stuffed, as they say, with honourable parts,
    Proportioned as one's thought would wish a man;
    And then to have a wretched puling fool,
    A whinning mammet, in her fortune's tender,
    To answer `I'll not wed, I cannot love,
    I am too young, I pray you pardon me'!
    But, an you will not wed, I'll pardon you!
    Graze where you will, you shall not house with me.
    Look to't, think on't; I do not use to jest.
    Thursday is near. Lay hand on heart; advise.
    An you be mine, I'll give you to my friend;
    An you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets,
    For, by my soul, I'll ne'er acknowledge thee,
    Nor what is mine shall never do thee good.
    Trust to't, bethink you, I'll not be forsworn.
[Exit.
Juliet    Is there no pity sitting in the clouds
    That sees into the bottom of my grief?
    O, sweet my mother, cast me not away!
    Delay this marriage for a month, a week;
    Or, if you do not, make the bridal bed
    In that dim monument where Tybalt lies.

Lady Capulet    Talk not to me, for I'll not speak a word.
    Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee.
[Exit.
Juliet    O God! O Nurse, how shall this be prevented?
    My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven;
    How shall that faith return again to earth,
    Unless that husband send it me from heaven
    By leaving earth? Comfort me, counsel me.
    Alack, alack that heaven should practise stratagems
    Upon so soft a subject as myself!
    What sayst thou? Hast thou not a word of joy?
    Some comfort, Nurse.

Nurse                        Faith, here it is: Romeo
    Is banished, and all the world to nothing
    That he dares ne'er come back to challenge you,
    Or, if he do, it needs must be by stealth.
    Then, since the case so stands as now it doth,
    I think it best you married with the County.
    O, he's a lovely gentleman;
    Romeo's a dishclout to him. An eagle, madam,
    Hath not so green, so quick, so fair an eye
    As Paris hath. Beshrew my very heart,
    I think you are happy in this second match,
    For it excels your first; or, if it did not,
    Your first is dead, or 'twere as good he were
    As living here and you no use of him.

Juliet    Speak'st thou from thy heart?

Nurse    And from my soul too, else beshrew them both.

Juliet    Amen!

Nurse    What?

Juliet    Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much.
    Go in, and tell my lady I am gone,
    Having displeased my father, to Laurence' cell
    To make confession and to be absolved.

Nurse    Marry, I will; and this is wisely done.
[Exit.
Juliet    Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend!
    Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn,
    Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue
    Which she hath praised him with above compare
    So many thousand times? Go, counsellor;
    Thou and my bosom henceforth shall be twain.
    I'll to the Friar, to know his remedy.
    If all else fail, myself have power to die.
[Exit.

+++ +++ +++ +++ +++ +++

ACT 4.

Scene 1. Verona. Friar Laurence's Cell.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS.

Friar
Laurence    On Thursday, sir? The time is very short.

Paris    My father, Capulet will have it so,
    And I am nothing slow to slack his haste.

Friar
Laurence    You say you do not know the lady's mind.
    Uneven is the course; I like it not.

Paris    Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death,
    And therefore have I little talked of love;
    For Venus smiles not in a house of tears.
    Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous
    That she do give her sorrow so much sway,
    And in his wisdom hastes our marriage
    To stop the inundation of her tears,
    Which, too much minded by herself alone,
    May be put from her by society.
    Now do you know the reason of this haste.

Friar
Laurence    [Aside.] I would I knew not why it should be slowed.
    - Look, sir, here comes the lady toward my cell.

Enter JULIET.

Paris    Happily met, my lady and my wife.

Juliet    That may be, sir, when I may be a wife.

Paris    That `may be' must be, love, on Thursday next.

Juliet    What must be, shall be.

Friar
Laurence                            That's a certain text.

Paris    Come you to make confession to this father?

Juliet    To answer that, I should confess to you.

Paris    Do not deny to him that you love me.

Juliet    I will confess to you that I love him.

Paris    So will ye, I am sure, that you love me.

Juliet    If I do so, it will be of more price
    Being spoke behind your back than to your face.

Paris    Poor soul, thy face is much abused with tears.

Juliet    The tears have got small victory by that,
    For it was bad enough before their spite.

Paris    Thou wrong'st it more than tears with that report.

Juliet    That is no slander, sir, which is a truth;
    And what I spake, I spake it to my face.

Paris    Thy face is mine, and thou hast slandered it.

Juliet    It may be so, for it is not mine own.
    Are you at leisure, holy father, now,
    Or shall I come to you at evening mass?

Friar
Laurence    My leisure serves me, pensive daughter, now.
    My lord, we must entreat the time alone.

Paris    God shield I should disturb devotion!
    Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye;
    Till then, adieu; and keep this holy kiss.
[Exit.
Juliet    O, shut the door, and when thou hast done so
    Come weep with me -past hope, past cure, past help!

Friar
Laurence    O Juliet, I already know thy grief;
    It strains me past the compass of my wits.
    I hear thou must, and nothing may prorogue it,
    On Thursday next be married to this County.

Juliet    Tell me not, Friar, that thou hear'st of this,
    Unless thou tell me how I may prevent it.
    If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help,
    Do thou but call my resolution wise,
    And with this knife I'll help it presently.
    God joined my heart and Romeo's, thou our hands;
    And ere this hand, by thee to Romeo's sealed,
    Shall be the label to another deed,
    Or my true heart with treacherous revolt
    Turn to another, this shall slay them both.
    Therefore, out of thy long-experienced time,
    Give me some present counsel, or, behold,
    'Twixt my extremes and me this bloody knife
    Shall play the umpire, arbitrating that
    Which the commission of thy years and art
    Could to no issue of true honour bring.
    Be not so long to speak; I long to die
    If what thou speak'st speak not of remedy.

Friar
Laurence    Hold; daughter, I do spy a kind of hope
    Which craves as desperate an execution
    As that is desperate which we would prevent.
    If, rather than to marry County Paris,
    Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself,
    Then is it likely thou wilt undertake
    A thing like death to chide away this shame,
    That cop'st with death himself to 'scape from it;
    And, if thou dar'st, I'll give thee remedy.

Juliet    O, bid me leap, rather than marry Paris,
    From off the battlements of any tower,
    Or walk in thievish ways, or bid me lurk
    Where serpents are; chain me with roaring bears,
    Or hide me nightly in a charnel-house
    O'ercovered quite with dead men's rattling bones,
    With reeky shanks and yellow chapless skulls;
    Or bid me go into a new-made grave
    And hide me with a dead man in his shroud - 
    Things that, to hear them told, have made me tremble - 
    And I will do it without fear or doubt,
    To live an unstained wife to my sweet love.

Friar
Laurence    Hold, then; go home, be merry, give consent
    To marry Paris. Wednesday is tomorrow;
    Tomorrow night look that thou lie alone,
    Let not the Nurse lie with thee in thy chamber.
    Take thou this vial, being then in bed,
    And this distilling liquor drink thou off;
    When presently through all thy veins shall run
    A cold and drowsy humour, for no pulse
    Shall keep his native progress, but surcease:
    No warmth, no breath, shall testify thou liv'st;
    The roses in thy lips and cheeks shall fade
    To wanny ashes, thy eyes' windows fall
    Like death, when he shuts up the day of life.
    Each part, deprived of supple government,
    Shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death;
    And in this borrowed likeness of shrunk death
    Thou shalt continue two and forty hours,
    And then awake as from a pleasant sleep.
    Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes
    To rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead.
    Then, as the manner of our country is,
    In thy best robes, uncovered on the bier,
    Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault
    Where all the kindred of the Capulets lie.
    In the meantime, against thou shalt awake,
    Shall Romeo by my letters know our drift,
    And hither shall he come; and he and I
    Will watch thy waking, and that very night
    Shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua.
    And this shall free thee from this present shame,
    If no inconstant toy nor womanish fear
    Abate thy valour in the acting it.

Juliet    Give me, give me! O, tell not me of fear!

Friar
Laurence    Hold; get you gone. Be strong and prosperous
    In this resolve. I'll send a friar with speed
    To Mantua with my letters to thy lord.

Juliet    Love give me strength, and strength shall help afford.
    Farewell, dear father!
[Exeunt.

+ + + + + +

Scene 2. A Hall in Capulet's House.

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, NURSE and two SERVANTS.

Capulet    So many guests invite as here are writ.
[Exit SERVANT.
    Sirrah, go hire me twenty cunning cooks.

Servant    You shall have none ill, sir, for I'll try if they can lick their 
fingers.

Capulet    How! Canst thou try them so?

Servant    Marry sir, 'tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers; 
therefore he that cannot lick his fingers goes not with me.

Capulet    Go, be gone.
[Exit SERVANT.
    We shall be much unfurnished for this time.
    What, is my daughter gone to Friar Laurence?

Nurse    Ay, forsooth.

Capulet    Well, he may chance to do some good on her.
    A peevish self-willed harlotry it is.

Enter JULIET.

Nurse    See where she comes from shrift with merry look.

Capulet    How now, my headstrong! Where have you been gadding?

Juliet    Where I have learnt me to repent the sin
    Of disobedient opposition
    To you and your behests; and am enjoined
    By holy Laurence to fall prostrate here,
    To beg your pardon. Pardon, I beseech you!
    Henceforward I am ever ruled by you.

Capulet    Send for the County; go tell him of this.
    I'll have this knot knit up tomorrow morning.

Juliet    I met the youthful lord at Laurence' cell,
    And gave him what becomed love I might,
    Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty.

Capulet    Why, I am glad on't; this is well. Stand up.
    This is as't should be.
    [To NURSE.] Let me see the County;
    Ay, marry, go, I say, and fetch him hither.
    Now, afore God, this reverend holy Friar,
    All our whole city is much bound to him.

Juliet    Nurse, will you go with me into my closet,
    To help me sort such needful ornaments
    As you think fit to furnish me tomorrow?

Lady Capulet    No, not till Thursday; there is time enough.

Capulet    Go, Nurse, go with her. We'll to church tomorrow.
[Exeunt JULIET and NURSE.

Lady Capulet    We shall be short in our provision;
    'Tis now near night.

Capulet                            Tush, I will stir about;
    And all things shall be well, I warrant thee, wife.
    Go thou to Juliet, help to deck up her.
    I'll not to bed tonight; let me alone;
    I'll play the housewife for this once. What ho!
    They are all forth; well, I will walk myself
    To County Paris to prepare up him
    Against tomorrow. My heart is wondrous light
    Since this same wayward girl is so reclaimed.
[Exeunt.

+ + + + + +

Scene 3. Juliet's Chamber.

Enter JULIET and NURSE.

Juliet    Ay, those attires are best; but, gentle Nurse,
    I pray thee leave me to myself tonight,
    For I have need of many orisons
    To move the heavens to smile upon my state,
    Which, well thou know'st, is cross and full of sin.

Enter LADY CAPULET.

Lady Capulet    What, are you busy, ho? Need you my help?

Juliet    No, madam, we have culled such necessaries
    As are behoveful for our state tomorrow.
    So please you, let me now be left alone,
    And let the Nurse this night sit up with you,
    For I am sure you have your hands full all
    In this so sudden business.

Lady Capulet                                Good night;
    Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need.
[Exeunt LADY CAPULET and NURSE.

Juliet    Farewell. God knows when we shall meet again.
    I have a faint cold fear thrills through my veins
    That almost freezes up the heat of life;
    I'll call them back again to comfort me.
    Nurse! -What should she do here?
    My dismal scene I needs must act alone.
    Come, vial.
    What if this mixture do not work at all?
    Shall I be married, then, tomorrow morning?
    No, no! This shall forbid it. Lie thou there.
[Laying a dagger close by.
    What if it be a poison which the Friar
    Subtly hath ministered to have me dead,
    Lest in this marriage he should be dishonoured
    Because he married me before to Romeo?
    I fear it is. And yet methinks it should not,
    For he hath still been tried a holy man.
    I will not entertain so bad a thought.
    How if, when I am laid into the tomb,
    I wake before the time that Romeo
    Come to redeem me? There's a fearful point!
    Shall I not then be stifled in the vault,
    To whose foul mouth no healthsome air breathes in,
    And there die strangled ere my Romeo comes?
    Or, if I live, is it not very like
    The horrible conceit of death and night,
    Together with the terror of the place - 
    As in a vault, an ancient receptacle
    Where for this many hundred years the bones
    Of all my buried ancestors are packed;
    Where bloody Tybalt, yet but green in earth,
    Lies fest'ring in his shroud; where, as they say,
    At some hours in the night spirits resort - 
    Alack, alack, is it not like that I,
    So early waking -what with loathsome smells,
    And shrieks like mandrakes torn out of the earth,
    That living mortals, hearing them, run mad - 
    O, if I wake, shall I not be distraught,
    Environed with all these hideous fears,
    And madly play with my forefathers' joints,
    And pluck the mangled Tybalt from his shroud,
    And, in this rage, with some great kinsman's bone,
    As with a club, dash out my desp'rate brains?
    O look, methinks I see my cousin's ghost
    Seeking out Romeo that did spit his body
    Upon a rapier's point! Stay, Tybalt, stay!
    Romeo, Romeo, Romeo! Here's drink -I drink to thee!
[She falls upon her bed within the curtains.

+ + + + + +

Scene 4. A Hall in Capulet's House.

Enter LADY CAPULET and NURSE.

Lady Capulet    Hold, take these keys and fetch more spices, Nurse.

Nurse    They call for dates and quinces in the pastry.

Enter CAPULET.

Capulet    Come, stir, stir, stir! The second cock hath crowed,
    The curfew bell hath rung, 'tis three o'clock.
    Look to the baked meats, good Angelica.
    Spare not for cost.

Nurse                        Go, you cot-quean, go
    Get you to bed. Faith, you'll be sick tomorrow
    For this night's watching.

Capulet    No, not a whit. What, I have watched ere now
    All night for lesser cause, and ne'er been sick.

Lady Capulet    Ay, you have been a mouse-hunt in your time;
    But I will watch you from such watching now.
[Exeunt LADY CAPULET and NURSE.

Capulet    A jealous-hood, a jealous-hood!

Enter three or four SERVANTS with spits and logs and baskets.

                            Now fellow,
    What is there?

1st Servant    Things for the cook, sir, but I know not what.

Capulet    Make haste, make haste.
[Exit 1st SERVANT.
                            Sirrah, fetch drier logs.
    Call Peter, he will show thee where they are.

2nd Servant    I have a head, sir, that will find out logs,
    And never trouble Peter for the matter.

Capulet    Mass, and well said; a merry whoreson, ha!
    Thou shalt be loggerhead.
[Exit 2nd SERVANT.
                            Good faith, 'tis day!
    The County will be here with music straight,
    For so he said he would.
[Music within.
                            I hear him near.
    Nurse! Wife! What ho! What, Nurse, I say!

Re-enter NURSE.

    Go waken Juliet, go and trim her up;
    I'll go and chat with Paris. Hie, make haste,
    Make haste; the bridegroom he is come already.
    Make haste, I say.
[Exit CAPULET.

ITALIC ON[ + + + + + + Scene 5. ]

[NURSE goes to curtains.
Nurse    Mistress! What, mistress! Juliet! Fast, I warrant her, she.
    Why, lamb! Why, lady! Fie, you slug-a-bed!
    Why, love, I say! Madam! Sweetheart! Why, bride!
    What, not a word? You take your pennyworths now,
    Sleep for a week; for the next night, I warrant,
    The County Paris hath set up his rest
    That you shall rest but little. God forgive me!
    Marry, and amen. How sound is she asleep!
    I needs must wake her. Madam, madam, madam!
    Ay, let the County take you in your bed;
    He'll fright you up, i'faith. Will it not be?
[Drawing back the curtains.
    What, dressed, and in your clothes, and down again!
    I must needs wake you. Lady! Lady! Lady!
    Alas, alas! Help, help, my lady's dead!
    O welladay that ever I was born!
    Some aqua-vitae, ho! My lord! My lady!

Enter LADY CAPULET.

Lady Capulet    What noise is here?

Nurse                            O lamentable day!

Lady Capulet    What is the matter?

Nurse                        Look, look! O heavy day!

Lady Capulet    O me, O me! My child, my only life,
    Revive, look up, or I will die with thee!
    Help, help! Call help!

Enter CAPULET.

Capulet    For shame, bring Juliet forth; her lord is come.

Nurse    She's dead, deceased. She's dead, alack the day!

Lady Capulet    Alack the day! She's dead, she's dead, she's dead!

Capulet    Ha, let me see her. Out, alas, she's cold!
    Her blood is settled and her joints are stiff;
    Life and these lips have long been separated.
    Death lies on her like an untimely frost
    Upon the sweetest flower of all the field.

Nurse    O lamentable day!

Lady Capulet                        O woeful time!

Capulet    Death, that hath ta'en her hence to make me wail,
    Ties up my tongue and will not let me speak.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE and PARIS, with MUSICIANS.

Friar
Laurence    Come, is the bride ready to go to church?

Capulet    Ready to go, but never to return.
    O son, the night before thy wedding day
    Hath death lain with thy wife. There she lies,
    Flower as she was, deflowered by him.
    Death is my son-in-law, death is my heir;
    My daughter he hath wedded. I will die,
    And leave him all. Life, living, all is death's.

Paris    Have I thought long to see this morning's face,
    And doth it give me such a sight as this?

Lady Capulet    Accursed, unhappy, wretched, hateful day!
    Most miserable hour that e'er time saw
    In lasting labour of his pilgrimage!
    But one, poor one, one poor and loving child,
    But one thing to rejoice and solace in,
    And cruel death hath catched it from my sight!

Nurse    O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day.
    Most lamentable day, most woeful day
    That ever, ever, I did yet behold!
    O day! O day! O day! O hateful day!
    Never was seen so black a day as this!
    O woeful day, O woeful day!

Paris    Beguiled, divorced, wronged, spited, slain!
    Most detestable death, by thee beguiled,
    By cruel cruel thee quite overthrown!
    O love! O life! -not life, but love in death!

Capulet    Despised, distressed, hated, martyred, killed!
    Uncomfortable time, why cam'st thou now
    To murder, murder our solemnity?
    O child, O child! -my soul and not my child!
    Dead art thou -alack, my child is dead,
    And with my child my joys are buried.

Friar
Laurence    Peace, ho, for shame! Confusion's cure lives not
    In these confusions. Heaven and yourself
    Had part in this fair maid; now heaven hath all,
    And all the better is it for the maid.
    Your part in her you could not keep from death,
    But heaven keeps his part in eternal life.
    The most you sought was her promotion,
    For 'twas your heaven she should be advanced;
    And weep ye now, seeing she is advanced
    Above the clouds, as high as heaven itself?
    O, in this love you love your child so ill
    That you run mad, seeing that she is well.
    She's not well married that lives married long,
    But she's best married that dies married young.
    Dry up your tears, and stick your rosemary
    On this fair corse, and, as the custom is,
    All in her best array bear her to church;
    For though fond nature bids us all lament,
    Yet nature's tears are reason's merriment.

Capulet    All things that we ordained festival
    Turn from their office to black funeral:
    Our instruments to melancholy bells,
    Our wedding cheer to a sad burial feast,
    Our solemn hymns to sullen dirges change,
    Our bridal flowers serve for a buried corse,
    And all things change them to the contrary.

Friar
Laurence    Sir, go you in; and, madam, go with him;
    And go, Sir Paris. Everyone prepare
    To follow this fair corse unto her grave.
    The heavens do lour upon you for some ill;
    Move them no more by crossing their high will.

They cast rosemary on Juliet's body and draw the curtains.
[Exeunt all but NURSE and MUSICIANS.

1st Musician    Faith, we may put up our pipes and be gone.

Nurse    Honest good fellows, ah, put up, put up;
    For well you know this is a pitiful case.

1st Musician    Ay, by my troth, the case may be amended.
[Exit NURSE.

Enter PETER.

Peter    Musicians, O musicians, `Heart's ease', `Heart's ease'! O, an you 
will have me live, play `Heart's ease'.

1st Musician    Why `Heart's ease'?

Peter    O musicians, because my heart itself plays `My heart is full of woe'. 
O, play me some merry dump to comfort me.

1st Musician    Not a dump, we. 'Tis no time to play now.


Peter    You will not then?

1st Musician    No.

Peter    I will then give it you soundly.

1st Musician    What will you give us?

Peter    No money, on my faith, but the gleek. I will give you the minstrel.

1st Musician    Then will I give you the serving-creature.

Peter    Then will I lay the serving-creature's dagger on your pate. I will 
carry no crotchets. I'll re you, I'll fa you, do you note me?

1st Musician    An you re us and fa us, you note us.

2nd Musician    Pray you, put up your dagger and put out your wit.

Peter    Then have at you with my wit! I will dry-beat you with an iron wit, 
and put up my iron dagger. Answer me like men.

    [Sings.]    "When griping griefs the heart doth wound,
                And doleful dumps the mind oppress,
            Then music with her silver sound" - 

    Why `silver sound'? Why `music with her silver sound'? What say you, Simon 
Catling?

1st Musician    Marry, sir, because silver hath a sweet sound.

Peter    Prates. What say you, Hugh Rebeck?

2nd Musician    I say `silver sound' because musicians sound for silver.

Peter    Prates too. What say you, James Soundpost?

3rd Musician    Faith, I know not what to say.

Peter    O, I cry you mercy, you are the singer. I will say for you. It is 
`music with her silver sound' because musicians have no gold for sounding.

    [Sings.]    "Then music with her silver sound
                With speedy help doth lend redress."
[Exit.
1st Musician    What a pestilent knave is this same!

2nd Musician    Hang him, Jack! Come, we'll in here tarry for the mourners, 
and stay dinner.
[Exeunt.

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ACT 5.

Scene 1. Mantua. A Street.

Enter ROMEO.

Romeo    If I may trust the flattering truth of sleep,
    My dreams presage some joyful news at hand.
    My bosom's lord sits lightly in his throne,
    And all this day an unaccustomed spirit
    Lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts.
    I dreamt my lady came and found me dead - 
    Strange dream that gives a dead man leave to think! - 
    And breathed such life with kisses in my lips
    That I revived, and was an emperor.
    Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed,
    When but love's shadows are so rich in joy!

Enter BALTHASAR.

    News from Verona! How now, Balthasar,
    Dost thou not bring me letters from the Friar?
    How doth my lady? Is my father well?
    How doth my Juliet? That I ask again,
    For nothing can be ill if she be well.

Balthasar    Then she is well, and nothing can be ill.
    Her body sleeps in Capels' monument,
    And her immortal part with angels lives.
    I saw her laid low in her kindred's vault,
    And presently took post to tell it you.
    O, pardon me for bringing these ill news,
    Since you did leave it for my office, sir.

Romeo    Is it e'en so? Then I defy you, stars!
    Thou knowest my lodging. Get me ink and paper,
    And hire posthorses; I will hence tonight.

Balthasar    I do beseech you, sir, have patience;
    Your looks are pale and wild and do import
    Some misadventure.

Romeo                        Tush, thou art deceived.
    Leave me, and do the thing I bid thee do.
    Hast thou no letters to me from the Friar?

Balthasar    No, my good lord.

Romeo                            No matter. Get thee gone,
    And hire those horses. I'll be with thee straight.
[Exit BALTHASAR.
    Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
    Let's see for means. O mischief, thou art swift
    To enter in the thoughts of desperate men!
    I do remember an apothecary,
    And hereabouts a' dwells, which late I noted
    In tattered weeds, with overwhelming brows,
    Culling of simples. Meagre were his looks,
    Sharp misery had worn him to the bones,
    And in his needy shop a tortoise hung,
    An alligator stuffed, and other skins
    Of ill-shaped fishes; and about his shelves
    A beggarly account of empty boxes,
    Green earthen pots, bladders, and musty seeds,
    Remnants of packthread, and old cakes of roses,
    Were thinly scattered to make up a show.
    Noting this penury, to myself I said
    `An if a man did need a poison now,
    Whose sale is present death in Mantua,
    Here lives a caitiff wretch would sell it him'.
    O, this same thought did but forerun my need,
    And this same needy man must sell it me.
    As I remember, this should be the house.
    Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut.
    What ho! Apothecary!

Enter APOTHECARY.

Apothecary                            Who calls so loud?

Romeo    Come hither, man. I see that thou art poor.
    Hold, there is forty ducats; let me have
    A dram of poison, such soon-speeding gear
    As will disperse itself through all the veins,
    That the life-weary taker may fall dead,
    And that the trunk may be discharged of breath
    As violently as hasty powder fired
    Doth hurry from the fatal cannon's womb.

Apothecary    Such mortal drugs I have, but Mantua's law
    Is death to any he that utters them.

Romeo    Art thou so bare and full of wretchedness,
    And fear'st to die? Famine is in thy cheeks,
    Need and oppression starveth in thy eyes,
    Contempt and beggary hangs upon thy back,
    The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law.
    The world affords no law to make thee rich;
    Then be not poor, but break it, and take this.

Apothecary    My poverty, but not my will, consents.

Romeo    I pay thy poverty and not thy will.

Apothecary    Put this in any liquid thing you will,
    And drink it off, and if you had the strength
    Of twenty men it would dispatch you straight.

Romeo    There is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls,
    Doing more murder in this loathsome world
    Than these poor compounds that thou mayst not sell.
    I sell thee poison, thou hast sold me none.
    Farewell, buy food, and get thyself in flesh.
    Come, cordial and not poison, go with me
    To Juliet's grave, for there must I use thee.
[Exeunt.

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Scene 2. Verona. Friar Laurence's Cell.

Enter FRIAR JOHN.

Friar John    Holy Franciscan Friar! Brother, ho!

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE.

Friar
Laurence    This same should be the voice of Friar John.
    Welcome from Mantua! What says Romeo?
    Or, if his mind be writ, give me his letter.

Friar John    Going to find a barefoot brother out,
    One of our order, to associate me
    Here in this city visiting the sick,
    And finding him, the searchers of the town,
    Suspecting that we both were in a house
    Where the infectious pestilence did reign,
    Sealed up the doors and would not let us forth,
    So that my speed to Mantua there was stayed.

Friar
Laurence    Who bare my letter, then, to Romeo?

Friar John    I could not send it, here it is again,
    Nor get a messenger to bring it thee,
    So fearful were they of infection.

Friar
Laurence    Unhappy fortune! By my brotherhood,
    The letter was not nice, but full of charge
    Of dear import, and the neglecting it
    May do much danger. Friar John, go hence;
    Get me an iron crow and bring it straight
    Unto my cell.

Friar John                    Brother, I'll go and bring it thee.
[Exit.
Friar
Laurence    Now must I to the monument alone.
    Within this three hours will fair Juliet wake;
    She will beshrew me much that Romeo
    Hath had no notice of these accidents.
    But I will write again to Mantua,
    And keep her at my cell till Romeo come.
    Poor living corse, closed in a dead man's tomb!
[Exit.

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Scene 3. A Churchyard, in it a Monument belonging to the Capulets.

Enter PARIS and his PAGE, with flowers and sweet water.

Paris    Give me thy torch, boy. Hence, and stand aloof.
    Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
    Under yond yew trees lay thee all along,
    Holding thy ear close to the hollow ground;
    So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread,
    Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves,
    But thou shalt hear it. Whistle then to me
    As signal that thou hear'st something approach.
    Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee; go.

Page    [Aside.] I am almost afraid to stand alone
    Here in the churchyard. Yet I will adventure.
[Retires.
PARIS strews the tomb with flowers.

Paris    Sweet flower, with flowers thy bridal bed I strew - 
        O woe, thy canopy is dust and stones! - 
    Which with sweet water nightly I will dew;
        Or, wanting that, with tears distilled by moans.
    The obsequies that I for thee will keep
    Nightly shall be to strew thy grave and weep.
[PAGE whistles.
    The boy gives warning something doth approach.
    What cursed foot wanders this way tonight
    To cross my obsequies and true love's rite?
    What, with a torch? Muffle me, night, awhile.
[PARIS retires.

Enter ROMEO and BALTHASAR with a torch, a mattock, and a crow of iron.

Romeo    Give me that mattock and the wrenching iron.
    Hold, take this letter; early in the morning
    See thou deliver it to my lord and father.
    Give me the light. Upon thy life I charge thee,
    Whate'er thou hear'st or seest, stand all aloof
    And do not interrupt me in my course.
    Why I descend into this bed of death
    Is partly to behold my lady's face,
    But chiefly to take thence from her dead finger
    A precious ring, a ring that I must use
    In dear employment. Therefore hence, be gone;
    But if thou jealous dost return to pry
    In what I further shall intend to do,
    By heaven, I will tear thee joint by joint,
    And strew this hungry churchyard with thy limbs.
    The time and my intents are savage-wild,
    More fierce and more inexorable far
    Than empty tigers or the roaring sea.

Balthasar    I will be gone, sir, and not trouble ye.

Romeo    So shalt thou show me friendship.
                            [Giving money.] Take thou that.
    Live and be prosperous; and farewell, good fellow.

Balthasar    [Aside.] For all this same, I'll hide me hereabout;
    His looks I fear, and his intents I doubt.
[Retires.

Romeo    Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death,
    Gorged with the dearest morsel of the earth,
    Thus I enforce thy rotten jaws to open,
    And in despite I'll cram thee with more food.
[Opens the tomb.

Paris    This is that banished haughty Montague
    That murdered my love's cousin -with which grief
    It is supposed the fair creature died - 
    And here is come to do some villainous shame
    To the dead bodies. I will apprehend him.
    [Advancing and drawing.]
    Stop thy unhallowed toil, vile Montague!
    Can vengeance be pursued further than death?
    Condemned villain, I do apprehend thee.
    Obey, and go with me, for thou must die.

Romeo    I must indeed, and therefore came I hither.
    Good gentle youth, tempt not a desp'rate man;
    Fly hence and leave me. Think upon these gone;
    Let them affright thee. I beseech thee, youth,
    Put not another sin upon my head
    By urging me to fury. O be gone!
    By heaven, I love thee better than myself,
    For I come hither armed against myself.
    Stay not, be gone; live, and hereafter say
    A madman's mercy bid thee run away.

Paris    I do defy thy conjuration,
    And apprehend thee for a felon here.

Romeo    Wilt thou provoke me? Then have at thee, boy!
[They fight.

Page    O Lord, they fight! I will go call the Watch.
[Exit.
Paris    [Falls.] O, I am slain! If thou be merciful,
    Open the tomb, lay me with Juliet.
[Dies.
Romeo    In faith I will. Let me peruse this face.
    Mercutio's kinsman, noble County Paris!
    What said my man when my betossed soul
    Did not attend him as we rode? I think
    He told me Paris should have married Juliet.
    Said he not so? Or did I dream it so?
    Or am I mad, hearing him talk of Juliet,
    To think it was so? O, give me thy hand,
    One writ with me in sour misfortune's book.
    I'll bury thee in a triumphant grave.
    A grave? O no! A lantern, slaughtered youth,
    For here lies Juliet, and her beauty makes
    This vault a feasting presence full of light.
    Death, lie thou there, by a dead man interred.
[Laying Paris in the tomb.
    How oft when men are at the point of death
    Have they been merry! Which their keepers call
    A lightning before death. O how may I
    Call this a lightning? O my love! My wife!
    Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath
    Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.
    Thou art not conquered; beauty's ensign yet
    Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks,
    And death's pale flag is not advanced there.
    Tybalt, liest thou there in thy bloody sheet?
    O, what more favour can I do to thee
    Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twain
    To sunder his that was thine enemy?
    Forgive me, cousin. Ah, dear Juliet,
    Why art thou yet so fair? Shall I believe
    That unsubstantial death is amorous,
    And that the lean abhorred monster keeps
    Thee here in dark to be his paramour?
    For fear of that I still will stay with thee,
    And never from this palace of dim night
    Depart again. Here, here will I remain
    With worms that are thy chambermaids. O, here
    Will I set up my everlasting rest
    And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars
    From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last;
    Arms, take your last embrace; And lips, O you
    The doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss
    A dateless bargain to engrossing death.
    Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide,
    Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on
    The dashing rocks thy seasick weary bark!
    Here's to my love!
[Drinks.
                            O true apothecary,
    Thy drugs are quick! Thus with a kiss I die.
[Kisses Juliet and dies.

Enter FRIAR LAURENCE with lantern, crow, and spade.

Friar
Laurence    Saint Francis be my speed! How oft tonight
    Have my old feet stumbled at graves! Who's there?

Balthasar    Here's one a friend, and one that knows you well.

Friar
Laurence    Bliss be upon you. Tell me, good my friend,
    What torch is yond that vainly lends his light
    To grubs and eyeless skulls? As I discern,
    It burneth in the Capels' monument.

Balthasar    It doth so, holy sir, and there's my master,
    One that you love.

Friar
Laurence                    Who is it?

Balthasar                                    Romeo.

Friar
Laurence    How long hath he been there?

Balthasar                                    Full half an hour.

Friar
Laurence    Go with me to the vault.

Balthasar                                I dare not, sir.
    My master knows not but I am gone hence,
    And fearfully did menace me with death
    If I did stay to look on his intents.

Friar
Laurence    Stay then, I'll go alone. Fear comes upon me;
    O, much I fear some ill unthrifty thing.

Balthasar    As I did sleep under this yew tree here
    I dreamt my master and another fought,
    And that my master slew him.

Friar
Laurence                                    Romeo!
    Alack, alack, what blood is this which stains
    The stony entrance of this sepulchre?
    What mean these masterless and gory swords
    To lie discoloured by this place of peace?
[Enters the tomb.
    Romeo! O, pale! Who else? What, Paris too?
    And steeped in blood? Ah, what an unkind hour
    Is guilty of this lamentable chance!
    The lady stirs.
[JULIET wakes.
Juliet    O comfortable Friar, where is my lord?
    I do remember well where I should be,
    And there I am. Where is my Romeo?
[Noise within.
Friar
Laurence    I hear some noise. Lady, come from that nest
    Of death, contagion, and unnatural sleep.
    A greater power than we can contradict
    Hath thwarted our intents. Come, come away;
    Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead,
    And Paris too. Come, I'll dispose of thee
    Among a sisterhood of holy nuns.
    Stay not to question, for the Watch is coming.
    Come, go, good Juliet; I dare no longer stay.

Juliet    Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
[Exit FRIAR LAURENCE.
    What's here? A cup, closed in my true love's hand?
    Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end.
    O churl, drunk all and left no friendly drop
    To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
    Haply some poison yet doth hang on them
    To make me die with a restorative.
[Kisses him.
    Thy lips are warm.

1st Watchman    [Within.] Lead, boy. Which way?

Juliet    Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief.
        [Snatching Romeo's dagger.] O happy dagger.
    This is thy sheath.
[Stabs herself.
                        There rust, and let me die.
[Falls across ROMEO.

Enter Paris's PAGE and WATCHMEN.

Page    This is the place; there, where the torch doth burn.

1st Watchman    The ground is bloody; search about the churchyard.
    Go, some of you: whoe'er you find, attach.
[Exeunt some of the WATCH.
    Pitiful sight! Here lies the County slain;
    And Juliet, bleeding, warm, and newly dead,
    Who here hath lain this two days buried.
    Go, tell the prince, run to the Capulets,
    Raise up the Montagues. Some others search.
[Exeunt others of the WATCH.
    We see the ground whereon these woes do lie,
    But the true ground of all these piteous woes
    We cannot without circumstance descry.

Re-enter several WATCHMEN with BALTHASAR.

2nd Watchman    Here's Romeo's man. We found him in the churchyard.

1st Watchman    Hold him in safety till the prince come hither.

Re-enter other WATCHMEN with FRIAR LAURENCE.

3rd Watchman    Here is a friar that trembles, sighs, and weeps.
    We took this mattock and this spade from him
    As he was coming from this churchyard's side.

1st Watchman    A great suspicion; stay the friar too.

Enter the PRINCE and ATTENDANTS.

Prince    What misadventure is so early up,
    That calls our person from our morning rest?

Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, and SERVANTS.

Capulet    What should it be that is so shrieked abroad?

Lady Capulet    O, the people in the street cry `Romeo',
    Some `Juliet', and some `Paris', and all run
    With open outcry toward our monument.

Prince    What fear is this which startles in our ears?

1st Watchman    Sovereign, here lies the County Paris slain,
    And Romeo dead, and Juliet, dead before,
    Warm and new killed.

Prince    Search, seek, and know how this foul murder comes.

1st Watchman    Here is a friar, and slaughtered Romeo's man,
    With instruments upon them fit to open
    These dead men's tombs.

Capulet    O heavens! O wife, look how our daughter bleeds!
    This dagger hath mista'en, for lo, his house
    Is empty on the back of Montague,
    And it missheathed in my daughter's bosom.

Lady Capulet    O me! This sight of death is as a bell
    That warns my old age to a sepulchre.

Enter MONTAGUE and SERVANTS.

Prince    Come, Montague, for thou art early up
    To see thy son and heir more early down.

Montague    Alas, my liege, my wife is dead tonight;
    Grief of my son's exile hath stopped her breath.
    What further woe conspires against mine age?

Prince    Look, and thou shalt see.

Montague    O thou untaught! What manners is in this,
    To press before thy father to a grave?

Prince    Seal up the mouth of outrage for a while,
    Till we can clear these ambiguities
    And know their spring, their head, their true descent;
    And then will I be general of your woes,
    And lead you even to death. Meantime forbear,
    And let mischance be slave to patience.
    Bring forth the parties of suspicion.

Friar
Laurence    I am the greatest, able to do least,
    Yet most suspected, as the time and place
    Doth make against me, of this direful murder;
    And here I stand, both to impeach and purge
    Myself condemned and myself excused.

Prince    Then say at once what thou dost know in this.

Friar
Laurence    I will be brief, for my short date of breath
    Is not so long as is a tedious tale.
    Romeo, there dead, was husband to that Juliet;
    And she, there dead, that Romeo's faithful wife.
    I married them; and their stol'n marriage day
    Was Tybalt's doomsday, whose untimely death
    Banished the new-made bridegroom from this city;
    For whom, and not for Tybalt, Juliet pined.
    You, to remove that siege of grief from her,
    Betrothed and would have married her perforce
    To County Paris. Then comes she to me,
    And with wild looks bid me devise some mean
    To rid her from this second marriage,
    Or in my cell there would she kill herself.
    Then gave I her -so tutored by my art - 
    A sleeping potion, which so took effect
    As I intended, for it wrought on her
    The form of death. Meantime I writ to Romeo
    That he should hither come as this dire night
    To help to take her from her borrowed grave,
    Being the time the potion's force should cease.
    But he which bore my letter, Friar John,
    Was stayed by accident, and yesternight
    Returned my letter back. Then all alone
    At the prefixed hour of her waking
    Came I to take her from her kindred's vault,
    Meaning to keep her closely at my cell
    Till I conveniently could send to Romeo.
    But when I came, some minute ere the time
    Of her awakening, here untimely lay
    The noble Paris and true Romeo dead.
    She wakes; and I entreated her come forth
    And bear this work of heaven with patience;
    But then a noise did scare me from the tomb,
    And she, too desperate, would not go with me,
    But, as it seems, did violence on herself.
    All this I know, and to the marriage
    Her Nurse is privy; and if aught in this
    Miscarried by my fault, let my old life
    Be sacrificed some hour before his time
    Unto the rigour of severest law.

Prince    We still have known thee for a holy man.
    Where's Romeo's man? What can he say to this?

Balthasar    I brought my master news of Juliet's death,
    And then in post he came from Mantua
    To this same place, to this same monument.
    This letter he early bid me give his father,
    And threatened me with death, going in the vault,
    If I departed not and left him there.

Prince    Give me the letter, I will look on it.
    Where is the County's page that raised the Watch?
    Sirrah, what made your master in this place?

Page    He came with flowers to strew his lady's grave,
    And bid me stand aloof, and so I did.
    Anon comes one with light to ope the tomb,
    And by and by my master drew on him;
    And then I ran away to call the Watch.

Prince    This letter doth make good the Friar's words,
    Their course of love, the tidings of her death;
    And here he writes that he did buy a poison
    Of a poor 'pothecary, and therewithal
    Came to this vault to die and lie with Juliet.
    Where be these enemies? Capulet, Montague,
    See what a scourge is laid upon your hate,
    That heaven finds means to kill your joys with love;
    And I, for winking at your discords too,
    Have lost a brace of kinsmen. All are punished.

Capulet    O brother Montague, give me thy hand.
    This is my daughter's jointure, for no more
    Can I demand.

Montague                        But I can give thee more,
    For I will raise her statue in pure gold,
    That whiles Verona by that name is known,
    There shall no figure at such rate be set
    As that of true and faithful Juliet.

Capulet    As rich shall Romeo's by his lady's lie,
    Poor sacrifices of our enmity.

Prince    A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
        The sun for sorrow will not show his head.
    Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things.
        Some shall be pardoned, and some punished;
    For never was a story of more woe
    Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
[Exeunt.